Sweet Ginger Poison 23

The afterglow of Elijah’s kiss to her forehead was just beginning to wear off when Ginger remembered the gun. Danny was dead, but she still had his pistol locked away downstairs in the basement.

She wondered if Danny would be alive right now if he’d had his gun for protection. What was he doing at that illegal dump site in the middle of a storm? Dropping off a load of garbage? Not likely. He must have gone there to meet someone.

Ginger remembered that on Saturday morning Danny had been late for work. He said he’d overslept. But couldn’t he have been waiting in the alley behind Cash & Carry Donuts when Navy dropped off the stolen recipe book?

He would have had enough time to inject the fish oil and steal the Epi-Pen. But how would he have even known about the Epi-Pen? Perhaps Lacey had mentioned it. But he would have also had to somehow know that Navy would be stopping by to see Cash.

And what was Danny’s motive? Jealousy? Ginger had witnessed Danny’s temper tantrums first hand. But they never lasted very long. She didn’t believe he could sustain his anger long enough to carry out such a murder plot.

Maybe somebody hired Danny to kill Navy. That seemed more plausible. Danny was always looking to make the easy buck. Although Ginger doubted he could actually murder someone—even for money. But what if he agreed to kill Navy and then backed out? Perhaps whoever offered Danny the money was afraid he would give away their identity.

Ginger picked up the phone and called the chief.

“Chief Foenapper.”

“Chief, this is Ginger Lightley.”

He sounded as though he wished he hadn’t taken the call. “Hello, Mrs. Lightley.”

“I hate bother you so late, Chief. In fact, I’m surprised you’re still in the office. It’s nearly 10:00.”

“Yes, I know.”

“But I have something I need to give you.”

“Can’t it wait until Monday?”

“I don’t think so. It’s a gun.”

His voice perked up. “A gun?

“Yes. It’s some sort of pistol. It belongs to Danny Iper.”

“He’s dead, you know.”

“Yes, I know.”

“Well, how did you come into possession of his gun?”

“Lacey Greendale took it from him the other night and—”

“—Lacey Greendale. I should have known.”

“Well, yes. She didn’t want it in her apartment, so she brought it to me and I put it in my safe.”

“You didn’t clean it or wipe it off, did you?”

“No. I barely touched the thing. I don’t like guns.”

“I’ll come pick it up right now.”

“Okay. But there’s something else, Chief.”

“What?”

Ginger explained her theory about Danny being paid to kill Navy, and how she thought the person who hired Danny might have been the one who killed him tonight.

“That’s not a bad theory,” he said.

“But since Lacey was Danny’s girlfriend, I’m afraid she’s in danger too.”

“That’s true.”

“So, I really wish you would send an officer over to her apartment to keep watch.”

“I’ll do that right now. See you in five minutes.”

“Thanks so much, Chief.”

**********

Ginger woke up the next morning to bright sunlight in her eyes. She checked her alarm clock. It was nearly 8:30. She had forgotten to set the alarm. Usually it didn’t matter—she was awake by 6:30, with or without the alarm.

Last night she had tossed and turned for hours worrying about Lacey and trying to unravel the mystery of the two murders.

As she sat up and looked directly into the blinding sun coming through her windows, a revelation struck her. What if Navy’s murder had nothing to do with the recipe book? What if it had nothing to do with jealousy or money?

But if those motives were eliminated, what was left? Something in Navy’s past? The only suspect Ginger knew of with that kind of motive was Addie. Her dear friend couldn’t have done it.

One of the comments in Navy’s senior yearbook had continued to nag at Ginger. But since it was clear now that Ellegora thought Addie had killed her son, Ginger would not feel comfortable going back to the house for another look at the yearbook. She wished she had spent more time studying it.

She took a shower, got dressed and walked to the public library, which was located a couple of blocks west of the square. On her way, she called the bakery. Ginger was surprised when Lacey answered. She decided she’d rather come to work than lay around all day feeling sorry for herself. And, yes, there was a police officer hanging around to protect her.

Cheryl Iper had taken the day off. Ginger made a mental note to check on Cheryl later. She couldn’t imagine what Cheryl must be going through, having just lost her son.

The library had a copy of the Coreyville High School yearbook for each year of the school’s long history. Ginger grabbed the one for Navy’s senior year and sat down at a table. She didn’t know what she was looking for. Maybe there would be a picture of the football team with one of the players staring at Navy as though he hated him. Anything. She knew she was grasping at straws.

She studied the pictures of every student in Navy’s graduating class. Then she decided to look through all the other classes as well, starting with the freshman.

She came across a girl who seemed oddly familiar. Yet she didn’t recognize the name: Molly Castorside. She started to flip to the next page, but stopped. She couldn’t take her eyes off Molly. She told herself that it wasn’t that unusual to see a picture of a stranger and think you might know them.

Ginger tried to imagine how the girl might look six years later. Then she pictured her with different hair and no glasses. No—it couldn’t be her. Or could it?

Ginger had assumed that any motive for Bull or Cash would have been related to the stolen recipe book. Cash might have decided he couldn’t trust Navy to keep quiet about stealing it. Bull could have killed Navy thinking that police would pin it on his brother—once they discovered Cash had paid Navy to steal the recipe book.

But it might not have been about the recipe book at all. What if one of the brothers had held an old grudge against Navy? After Ginger had learned what Navy had done to Addie’s granddaughter, she didn’t put anything past him.

Another thing that was bugging Ginger was the matching potted plants in Cash and Bull’s offices. Cash told her that Silvy had given him the plant. Yet Bull had one just like it. He must have had some type of relationship with Silvy. Did his brother know about it?

Then she remembered what she had seen at the funeral: Bull and Silvy had made eye contact in such a way that they seemed to know each other well. And since Bull and Cash hated each other, that seemed odd—especially since Silvy had only been in town a few weeks.

Ginger had hoped to walk out of the library with the name of the killer. How naïve, she thought. She had accomplished nothing. She might as well walk to the bakery and have her breakfast coffee and cake. She was really starting to need that cup of coffee.

She was about to leave when she thought of something else she just had to look up. What were those unusual-looking potted plants in Bull and Cash’s offices? She went to the gardening section. She’d wait a few minutes longer for her caffeine fix.

**********

When Ginger finished at the library, she hurried over to Bull Crawley’s Bar & Grill.

“I need to speak with Bull. It’s urgent.”

“Bull just left for the emergency room.”

“What happened?”

The waitress leaned in, lowering her voice. “He had diarrhea most of the night. He thought he was over it this morning, but then it hit him again. He looked very pale and weak. We made him go to the hospital.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” said Ginger. “Look, I know you’re busy, but could I ask you one more thing?”

“Sure.”

“Do you know Silvy Knox?”

“No, I don’t think so.”

“She’s young, blonde—very attractive.”

“Oh.” She leaned in closer and whispered. “That might be the woman I saw in Bull’s office the other day. I knocked on his door and went in. He was in the middle of something, if you know what I mean. She was a beautiful young blonde. Way too young for him, if you ask me.”

“I see.”

“But please don’t tell anybody I said that. I need this job.”

“I won’t say a word.”

Sweet Ginger Poison 22

When Addie got back from the police station, Ginger called her into the office.

“I don’t want to talk about it, Ginger.”

“Come on, Addie. How long have we been friends? You know you can tell me anything. I won’t judge you. Now what’s going on?”

“You can’t say a word about this to anyone.”

“I won’t,” said Ginger. “You know I won’t.”

“Okay.” Addie took a deep breath and slowly exhaled. “It happened when Navy was 15 years old. Bobbie was at the movies with a couple of girlfriends.”

“Your granddaughter?”

“Yes. She was 12. And halfway through the movie she had to go to the bathroom. Navy saw her in the hallway and followed her into the restroom. He threatened to hurt her if she screamed. But when he pulled down his pants and grabbed her, she screamed anyway. He got out of there before anybody else saw him.”

“That’s awful. Why didn’t you ever tell me about this, Addie?”

“Bobbie didn’t want anybody to know. She was embarrassed. And she was afraid to tell her momma because she had been told to stay with the other girls at all times. But they didn’t want to miss any of the movie. And she couldn’t wait.”

“Poor thing.”

“We explained to her that we needed to tell the police about it so Navy couldn’t do it to any other girls. They took her statement. But nothing ever came of it. I always wondered if Ellegora paid somebody to make the whole thing go away.”

“So the chief thinks you poisoned Navy?”

Ellegora thinks I did. I had motive—or least I used to. At the time he did that to Bobbie I wanted to kill him. I don’t know whether I really could have. I hated him.”

“But you got over it.”

“Not completely. I could hardly stand to be in the same room with him. But I wouldn’t have killed him.”

“The chief has apparently been looking through old records.”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, so you had motive and opportunity. You could have put fish oil in that coffee cake. But what about the Epi-Pen? What did the chief say about that?”

“He didn’t have anything to say about it. As soon as I brought it up, he told me he was done.”

“Good. Hopefully he’ll move on now.”

“He’ll probably go right back to Lacey.”

“Actually, I have a few suggestions for him.”

“Other suspects?”

“Yes. For example: Manny Monet. I’ve been told that he does loan sharking on the side.”

“I’ve heard that.”

“And I was thinking that if Navy had borrowed money from him and couldn’t pay it back—”

“—Manny would kill him? I don’t know. It’s a possibility.”

“And Cash Crawley. Oh—I haven’t had a chance to tell you: Cash is the one who has the fake recipe book. He must have hired Navy to steal it.”

“I’m not surprised.”

“He admitted it to me.”

“That does surprise me.”

“Yeah. I was shocked. But he says Navy gave it to him. And that he had nothing to do with Navy’s death.”

“Well of course he’s going to deny killing him.”

“But I believe him. I can’t really see a motive. But I’m wondering about his brother, Bull, because from what I understand, Bull and Cash hate each other.”

“Always have.”

“So, suppose Bull somehow found out that Navy was stealing the recipe book for Cash. He might have figured that once the police discovered that Cash hired Navy to steal the book, they might think Cash killed him to cover up the theft. If anybody ever learned that his new cupcake recipes were really mine, his business would be ruined.”

“Boy, you’ve really put a lot of thought into this, haven’t you?”

“I’m just trying to keep Lacey, or you, or some other innocent person from going to prison.”

“When are you going to share your ideas with the police?”

“When I’m sure.”

“You know, Ginger, I was thinking…if the coffee cake wasn’t poisoned until after Navy left here with it, how did the killer get the fish oil into it? You couldn’t just pour it on top. Do you suppose they used a hypodermic needle?”

“They must have,” said Ginger.

“You don’t think the killer would have been stupid enough—”

“—to buy it at Coreyville Pharmacy? Who knows? Sometimes criminals do really dumb things,” said Ginger. “I’m gonna find out.”

**********

Ginger had gone by Bull Crawley’s Bar & Grill after her trip to Coreyville Pharmacy. The cashier told her Bull was gone and would not be back until 4:30. Ginger wanted to have a private conversation with him, so she decided to come back after the dinner rush.

It was nearly 7:00 p.m. when she left her house to walk down to the square. She heard several police sirens and possibly an ambulance. Must be a bad wreck, she thought.

Only three tables were occupied in Bull’s place. Two men sat at the bar drinking and watching the TV.

“Is Bull here?”

“Yes. Oh, you came by this afternoon looking for him, didn’t you?”

“Yes.”

“He’s in his office. I’ll take you back.”

“Thanks.”

“He can be hard to catch sometimes. He’s in and out all day.”

His office door was open, but he was not there.

“Hang on. Let me check the restroom.”

When Ginger had gone to Coreyville Pharmacy that afternoon Sherry, the pharmacy assistant, had checked their records for purchases of latex gloves and syringes over the past few weeks. Sherry was an old friend.

Ginger had been shocked to discover that Bull Crawley had used his company credit card to buy syringes and latex gloves. Perhaps he had some legitimate purpose for them. Was he diabetic? Not according to their records, Sherry told her.

Ginger stepped into Bull’s office and looked around. Did she really think he was stupid enough to leave a syringe lying around? Maybe.

Then she saw a potted plant in the corner of the room—just like the unusual one she’d seen in Cash’s office. Weird.

“I’m sorry. It looks like he’s already taken off.”

“That’s okay. Thanks anyway.” Ginger walked out of the restaurant. Activity on the square was almost nil at this time of night. Most of the shops closed by 6:00 p.m.

Ginger walked down the sidewalk until she got to the corner. After checking to make sure nobody was watching her, she stepped off the sidewalk, out of the light, and went through the narrow passageway to the alley. She prayed there were no muggers or mean dogs waiting to pounce.

She stepped out, and looked down the alley, locating the back of Bull’s restaurant. It would take less than a minute to walk from his place, go around the corner and get to the back of Cash & Carry Donuts.

If Bull had somehow known that Navy would be stopping at Cash’s on the way to the nursing home Saturday morning, he could have been hiding there with his syringe of fish oil. As soon as Navy went inside, he could have unwrapped the coffee cake, injected the fish oil at several spots, rewrapped the cake, and stolen the Epi-Pen from the glove box. It wouldn’t have been that difficult. And his employees probably wouldn’t have even missed him. They would have thought he was in his office or in the restroom.

Ginger walked back through the eerie passageway. Just as she stepped out, someone called her name and she jumped.

“I’m sorry, Ginger. It’s me—Elijah.” He stepped out of the shadows.

“You startled me.”

“I know. I’m sorry. I drove by your house, but you weren’t home. Then I spotted you over here. What were you doing?”

“Uh, let’s get out of here first,” said Ginger. “I’ve got the creeps.”

They got into his car.

“What were you coming to see me about?” said Ginger.

“I couldn’t get you on the phone.”

She felt her pockets. “Oops. I must have left my phone at the house.”

“I’ve got bad news.”

“What?”

“Cheryl Iper called me. Danny is dead.”

“What happened?”

“Apparently somebody murdered him.”

“Oh, no. Poor Lacey. Do you know if Cheryl called her?”

“Yes, she did. So, I thought you might want to go check on her.”

“Yes, please.”

Elijah started the car to make the short drive to Lacey’s apartment. “Some guy found his body out at that illegal dump south of town. At first he just saw his car. Then he grabbed a flashlight to look around. Danny was lying face down in the dirt.”

“When did it happen?”

“They’re not sure. Probably last night. The guy found his body less than an hour ago.”

That’s what the sirens were.”

Elijah pulled into the apartment parking lot and they went inside.

When Lacey opened the door and saw Ginger, she hugged her with both arms, laid her head on Ginger’s shoulder, and cried like a baby.

“I’m so sorry, Sweetie,” said Ginger.

“Why do people keep killing the men I love?”

“I don’t know, Honey.”

“I’m a curse to all mankind.”

“No, you’re not. Don’t say that. What happened to them was not your fault.”

Ginger finally got Lacey calmed down. She and Elijah talked to her for nearly two hours. Finally, Ginger suggested that Lacey go to bed for the night. She tucked her in, and then she and Elijah left.

Elijah drove Ginger to her house and walked her to the door.

“You’re a great friend to her,” said Elijah.

“Sometimes I think I’m her only friend,” said Ginger. “I’ve got to figure out who this killer is before he kills somebody else.”

“But not tonight. Worry about it tomorrow. You need rest.”

“Okay.”

He stepped closer and took her head in his hands.

Whatever he was about to give her, she was ready to receive.

Elijah kissed her gently on the forehead. “Goodnight, Ginger.”

He turned and walked down the porch steps.

“Goodnight.”

Sweet Ginger Poison 21

“Looks like Navy had a lot of friends,” said Ethel.

“They’re not friends,” said Barb. “They’re just curious.”

“Like us,” said Jane, surveying the room.

Ginger was curious too. But she had a legitimate reason to attend Navy’s funeral: one of her coffee cakes had killed him.

She spotted Bull Crawley way in the back left corner, sitting by himself. Then his brother, Cash, walked in with a beautiful young busty blonde. Bull stared at them. The blonde returned Bull’s stare. Cash ignored Bull altogether. They sat on the right side.

“It’s almost time for it to start. We’d better go sit down,” said Ginger.

Just as the women started to move, Ginger said, “Wait just a second.”

Manny Monet had walked into the room. He sauntered up the aisle to the casket and peered in.

Ginger thought surely he wouldn’t come to Navy’s funeral if he had been the one who killed him. She saw Manny give Navy’s corpse the once-over, and then almost start to cry—before quickly regained his composure.

But wait. She replayed it in her mind. She had thought she’d seen him almost cry because that’s what would have made sense to her. But that’s not what he did. It hadn’t been a cry that Manny had stifled—it had been a laugh. He thought it was funny that Navy was dead.

Perhaps Elijah was right in thinking that Navy borrowed money from Manny and didn’t pay it back. Now Manny was having the last laugh. Ginger would look into it. But she’d have to proceed with caution. He looked dangerous.

Ginger heard a door open in the front, and then saw Ellegora and another woman being escorted to the seats located to the right of the podium. It was the area reserved for family members. Ginger recognized the woman as the servant she’d met at Ellegora’s house. Apparently Navy had no other family. Or maybe they just didn’t care enough to show up.

“Let’s go,” said Ginger. She led her friends to the pew where Addie and Cheryl were sitting. Ginger had decided at the last minute that Coreyville Coffee Cakes would close for the funeral. Lacey, the prime suspect for Navy’s murder, had understandably decided to skip it.

Ginger was not surprised that Danny was also absent. Yesterday he had asked to be off today. He had not told Cheryl why he needed the day off. But everybody knew it certainly wasn’t so he could attend Navy’s funeral.

No sooner than they sat down, Elijah walked out to the podium. Ginger knew that neither Navy nor Ellegora were members of Corey Acres Baptist Church. But she wasn’t surprised that Elijah had been asked to officiate. Some ministers try to use the death of a man like Navy as a lesson to everyone in the congregation. Get right with God or you’ll end up where Navy is—in Hell.

Ginger thought those ministers were way out of line. How much could they really know about a person’s relationship with God? Elijah wouldn’t do that. He had told Ginger that when he led a funeral service his job was to comfort the family and say something positive about the deceased.

Ginger knew it would be a struggle to find something good to say about the man in that casket. But Elijah managed to put a positive spin on Navy’s life. Ellegora seemed to appreciate it.

After the service, as Ginger and the other women were getting up to leave, she saw Chief Foenapper walk in through the family entrance and start talking to Ellegora. What was so important that it couldn’t wait until a more appropriate time?

Ginger said goodbye to her fellow Domino Girls and told Addie and Cheryl she would see them at the bakery in a little while. Then she got into her car and drove to Cash & Carry Donuts.

It was time to confront Cash Crawley. Ginger was fairly certain that he was in possession of her fake coffee cake recipe book, and that Navy was the one who stole it for him.

She parked her car and walked into the store. It appeared there was only one employee on the job. There weren’t many donut customers at 11:00 a.m.

As she approached the woman standing behind the counter, the blonde from the funeral home walked out from the back hallway, saw Ginger, and said, “May I help you?”

“Yes, I hope so. I’m Ginger Lightley, and—”

“—glad to meet you, Ginger. I’m Silvy Knox. I’ve heard great things about your coffee cakes.”

Ginger smiled. “Thanks. You should try one.”

“I want to. I just haven’t got around to it yet. I’ve only been living here in Coreyville for a couple of months.”

“I see. Well, come by and have your first coffee cake on me.”

Silvy smiled warmly. “Oh, that’s so sweet of you, Ginger.”

“Just tell them I sent you.”

“Great. I’ll do that,” said Silvy. “Now, what can I do for you?

“Well, I was hoping to speak with Cash.”

“Are you two friends?”

“No. Actually, we’ve never been formally introduced.”

“I can take care of that. Follow me.”

Silvy led her up the hallway to Cash’s office.

“You have a visitor,” said Silvy.

Cash looked up from the paperwork on his desk. “Oh, uh—”

“—this is Ginger Lightley,” said Silvy. “Ginger, meet Cash Crawley.”

Cash stood up and hurried around the desk to shake her hand. “So glad to finally meet you, Ginger,” he said, and then quickly added, “Is it okay if I call you ‘Ginger?’”

Ginger smiled politely. “Oh course.”

“And you can call me ‘Cash.’”

Silvy walked away.

“Please have a seat.” Cash closed the door and walked back to his desk and sat down. “I have to say that I’m a long-time admirer of your work.”

“Well, thank you.” Should she jump right in, or make some more small talk first? She noticed the potted plant in the corner. “What a beautiful plant. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those before. What is it?”

“I really don’t know. Silvy gave it to me. She’s the blonde who introduced us.”

“Yes. Nice young lady,” said Ginger. “I notice you’ve started selling muffins.” Here we go.

“I call them cupcakes, but yes, I just added them to the menu yesterday.”

“One of my regulars tried one, and then shared a bite with me.”

“Oh, really?” He looked worried.

“Yes. It was…interesting.”

“You didn’t like it.”

“It tasted…fine.”

“Great.” He grinned.

“But there was something that bothered me about it.”

“Too much cinnamon?”

“No. I’m not sure whether you’re aware of this, Cash, but I have a keen sense of taste and smell.”

“I guess you’d have to—or you couldn’t create such wonderful recipes.”

“Yes, that’s true.”

“So, I’ll bet you found something about my cupcake that could be improved with a few tweaks. Please—tell me what I need to change.”

“No, the real issue is that I recognized the recipe.”

“You mean it was similar to one you’ve tasted before?”

“No. I mean it was a recipe I created.”

“Oh, that couldn’t be.”

“Where did you get your recipe, Cash?”

“I made it up myself.”

“No, you didn’t. You got it out of my recipe book, didn’t you?” What was she doing? Did she really expect him to just admit it?

He hesitated, bit his lower lip, and then said, “Yes, you’re right—it was your recipe. I’m sorry.”

“And it came out of my stolen recipe book.”

“Yes. But I didn’t steal it.”

“I know. Navy Newcomb stole it for you.”

“No. I got it from him. But he just gave it to me. I didn’t pay him for it.”

“Let me guess. You didn’t pay him because he was already dead.”

“Okay, Lady, I’ve tried to be nice. I’ve been honest with you. I’ve apologized. You can have the stupid recipe book. I don’t want it. But if you think I had anything to do with Navy Newcomb’s death, then you’re just crazy.” He stood up. “I’m through talking. Goodbye.”

“Keep the book. Those are not my real recipes anyway.” Ginger got up and left. On the way out of the store she passed Silvy, who smiled at her.

By admitting he had the recipe book Cash had convinced Ginger that he was not the murderer.

**********

Chief Foenapper appeared in the doorway of the kitchen. “Addie Barneswaller, I need you to come with me to the station.”

“What for?” said Addie.

“I need to ask you a few questions.”

“Well, can’t you do it here? I’m working.”

“Oh, you don’t want that—believe me.”

Addie turned to Lacey. “Honey, you’re gonna have to take over.”

“But—”

“—I’ll be back in a little while—hopefully.”

“Let’s go,” said the chief.

Lacey was nervous about taking over. But she had trained long enough. She knew what to do.

It would be a few more minutes before the next batch of coffee cakes was ready to come out of the oven. She took out her cell phone and called Danny’s number again. Yesterday, when Lacey had asked why he was taking off today, he wouldn’t tell her.

They would never make it as a couple until he was willing to be open up and honest with her.

Why won’t he answer his phone?

Sweet Ginger Poison 20

It was too late to knock on Ginger’s door. He knew that. The porch was dark, but there was light coming from the living room. It was 10:45 p.m., so she was probably dressed for bed. He pulled the car over anyway. What would the neighbors think?

He got out of his car, walked to the door, and knocked.

Ginger seemed tired, but happy to see him. “Elijah?”

“Sorry to bother you so late, Ginger.”

“It’s no bother. Come on in.”

She took his coat and draped it across a chair. They sat down in the living room.

“So, what brings you out this time of night?”

“Well, I know you’ve been trying to think of other suspects for Navy’s murder.”

She perked up. “You’ve got one for me?”

“Maybe. But I’m not sure I should be telling you.”

“Why not?”

“I learned this information during a counseling session tonight.”

“Well, it’s not like you’re a Catholic priest.”

What was he doing here? “I shouldn’t have come. I’m sorry, Ginger.” He stood up.

“No, wait. You don’t have to mention the name of the person you counseled,” said Ginger. “Unless, of course, that person is the suspect.”

He hesitated.

“Elijah, please. What will it hurt?”

“Manny Monet.”

“The shoe shine guy?”

“Yeah. What I found out is that he has a side business: loan sharking.”

“You’re kidding. I wouldn’t have thought he had much money to loan.”

“According to…my Mr. X, Manny started out small, making payday loans.”

“I hate those. They’re such a rip-off.”

“I’m guessing that these days he makes way more money with his illegal banking than he does on shoe shines.”

“So, you think Navy borrowed money from Manny?”

“That’s what I’m wondering.”

“Navy was getting desperate. He didn’t have a paying job. I think he was just holding out for help from his mother.”

“And something tells me that if he did borrow money from Mr. Monet, it was a lot more than a couple hundred dollars.”

“Let’s say it was several thousand. Then Navy couldn’t pay it back. And maybe he even thumbed his nose at Manny, thinking there was nothing he could do about it.”

“Yeah. But Manny couldn’t let him get away with that. What if word got around? Maybe I’ve seen too many movies, but wouldn’t Manny feel he had to go break Navy’s legs or something?”

“Yeah—so people would be afraid of him. Very good, Elijah. I think you’ve come up with a solid suspect.”

There was a loud crack of thunder.

Elijah grimaced. “I hope that’s not God’s way of saying he’s mad at me.”

Ginger laughed. “No, I think he’s just telling us there’s a storm coming.”

“Well, I’d better go.”

Ginger stood up and walked him to the door. “Thank you so much, Elijah.” She hugged him.

Just stay right here in my arms, thought Elijah. When Ginger released him, she looked up into his eyes. It was all he could do to keep himself from kissing her on the lips. But he feared that if he did the next lightning strike would rip through the ceiling and strike him dead. Why, Lord? Why can’t I show this marvelous woman how I feel about her?

“Goodnight, Elijah. Drive carefully.” She picked up his coat and handed to him.

He opened the door. “Goodnight, Ginger.”

**********

Danny could hardly wait to get his money. He would take the five thousand to Shreveport and turn it into fifty thousand in one night. He loved gambling. But he wasn’t like most of the chumps who think they can beat the house. He really could.

As he pulled off the highway onto the dirt road, it began to drizzle. Danny wasn’t crazy about doing business in the freezing rain and lightning, but it wouldn’t take long.

He drove until he reached the illegal dump site. It was mounds of the type stuff you can’t give away or leave out for the city to pick up. The pile was more rusty than stinky—made up of things like TVs, refrigerators, bicycles, mattresses, etc.

Danny checked his watch. It was 10:57 p.m. He expected to see headlights in his rearview mirror at any minute.

A pop in his left ear made him jump. Then he realized somebody was knocking on the window. He rolled it down.

“Get out.”

Danny opened the door and stepped out. He began to shiver almost immediately, and regretted coming without a coat. The half-frozen raindrop pellets began to strike his head. It seemed like his thick hair was the only thing keeping the little ice missiles from penetrating his skull.

“Just give me my cash, so I can get out of here,” said Danny.

“Give me my gun.

“I don’t have it.”

“Where is it?”

“I don’t know.”

The rain began to pour down. Suddenly there was a pistol jammed into Danny’s left cheek.

“Whoa. What are you doing?”

“Tell me what you did with the gun.”

“My girlfriend took it. And I don’t know what she did with it.”

“Lacey Greendale?”

“Yes.”

“Looks like I’ll have to get it from her myself. Maybe I’ll take a little sugar while I’m at it.”

“Don’t you touch her!”

“You’re in no position to give me orders.”

“Well…then just give me my money.”

“So, you’re going to stand there and tell me you killed Navy.”

“Yes.”

“You chickened out on shooting him, so you laced his coffee cake with fish oil.”

“Right.”

“Do you have any idea how much I hate being lied to?”

“I’m not lying!”

“I followed you Saturday morning. I watched you park your car down the road and then walk back and hide in the woods. So, you couldn’t have been the one who put the fish oil in his coffee cake since you were nowhere near the bakery Saturday morning until after he died.”

“Uh…”

“I suppose you could have gotten your girlfriend to do it for you.”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“But if she was going to poison his coffee cake, why would you bother to drive out to the nursing home?”

“I…uh…don’t know.”

“In fact, I would think you would have wanted to stay as far away from there as possible.”

Danny didn’t have a response. The rain was now coming down in sheets rather than drops. He was standing in two inches of water, about to be shot in the head—if the lightning didn’t get him first.

“I don’t allow people to cheat me out of my money.”

“I wasn’t trying to.”

“Yes, you were. You expected me to pay you for a job you didn’t do.”

“I’m sorry.”

“I don’t accept your apology. Goodbye, Danny.”

“No, no.” Danny held his hands in front of his face and closed his eyes.

A deafening boom of thunder shook the ground. It was more than enough to mask the gunshot. But how was he able to still think with a bullet in his brain? He opened his eyes. He was standing alone in the rain.

Then he felt something and looked down. There was a bird pecking at his stomach. He tried to shoo it away. Then he realized it wasn’t a bird—it was the handle of knife.

He pulled downward and outward with both hands and it came out two inches. He pulled again and now he could see four inches of steel. One last yank, and it was completely out. He held it up and stared at the seven-inch blade in disbelief.

Blood gushed down the front of his pants. His knees gave way and his body began to topple.

“I’m so sorry, Lacey.”

He hit the ground face first. Mud squished into his mouth and up his nostrils. It would have been enough to suffocate him if his heart had not already stopped beating.

Your Personal President


Your Personal President - a short story by Robert Burton Robinson
GENRE: Suspense. LENGTH: 2,457 words. SYNOPSIS: The year is 2018. Television is obsolete. Everything is web-based. Watch any show whenever you want. And thanks to massive computer databases and powerful processors, all data is now saved. Place your grocery order. You don’t have to specify what you want—they already know. Fries with that? They don’t even need to ask. Everything can be personalized. Even The President of the United States.

Liz unlocked the door, swung it open, and tried to push her suitcase through the door. It got hung on something and abruptly stopped—but she didn’t. She fell on top the suitcase and rolled to the floor.

When she realized she wasn’t hurt, she began to laugh. The three Margaritas still had her a bit loopy. But her first week on the job had been a tough one. She had needed to unwind.

Her phone rang.

“Hello?” she said, still laughing.

“Hey, it’s me.”

“I just walked in the door, Marci.”

“What are you laughing about?”

“Oh, nothing.”

“You’re at your new apartment?”

“Yeah, I just dropped in.” She started laughing again.

“You’ve been drinking.”

“How can you tell?” She giggled. “Okay, I’m sorry.”

“So, what it’s like?”

She walked around the apartment as she talked. “Well, let’s see—tiny kitchen, small living room, small bedroom. Basically, it looks just like the one they showed me when I signed the lease.”

“Tell me about the bathroom.”

“I don’t think there’s much to tell.” She opened the bath-room door and turned on the light. “I can sit down while I put on my makeup.”

“Oh, that’s nice.”

“Yeah—I’ll just have to remember to put the seat down.”

Marci laughed. “At least you’ve got your own place.”

“And my own pot.” She giggled. “I mean, you know—my own toilet. And now I won’t be mooching off my parents anymore.”

“And you need to have your freedom, Girl.”

“That’s right. So I can do stupid things, like getting drunk. Stupid.” She tried to shake off the grogginess. “So, when are you making the move?”

“My dad’s been ragging on me to get a place of my own. He says if I don’t, I’m gonna have to start paying him rent. Maybe I could get an apartment where you are.”

“I’m sure you could—it’s pretty cheap.”

“But it’s government housing, right?”

“Yeah, it’s a Federal POD.”

“Pod—that’s sounds kinda icky.”

“No, it’s not that bad. POD stands for Private Occu-pancy Dwelling. They’re supposed to be super-efficient. They were state of the art five years ago when they were new.”

“So, now you’re stuck with yesterday’s electronics?”

“Actually, it’s as good as what most people have in their homes. There’s a thirty-inch screen in every room except the living room. It’s got the standard sixty-incher.”

“Hey, that’s not bad at all. So, even if you can’t afford to go out, you can at least watch all your favorite web runs.”

“Oh, you know I wouldn’t have rented a place without good web.”

“So, you’ll have to invite me over soon. We can watch some of our favorite episodes of Gossip Tree Creek while we pig out on chips and dip. It’ll be just like old times.”

“Yeah, I could definitely go for that,” said Liz. “Do you like Law and Order: HC?”

“I haven’t ever heard of that one. How many different Law and Orders does this make? Fifteen? Twenty?”

“I’ve lost track.”

“What does the HC stand for?”

“Hard Core. Miley Cyrus plays this tough-as-nails judge. Her name is Willa Flushem. It’s a hoot watching her lower the boom on every stinking murderer and rapist that ends up in her courtroom.”

Liz admired a woman like Judge Flushem. One time, after she’d sentenced some creep to 75 years, he threatened to track her down as soon as he got out. He’d start by cutting off each of her fingers and then her toes.

But the judge doesn’t scare easily. She told him: ‘By the time you get out, I’ll be long gone, resting comfortably in my grave. But you can come dig me up, if you’ve still got the balls.’

The screen on the living room wall lit up.

“What the—?”

“What’s the matter?”

“I’m in the living room and the screen just came on all by itself.”

“Sure you didn’t sit on the remote?”

“I’m standing.”

“Weird. Hope you didn’t rent a lemon.”

“Well, I need to go, Marci.”

“Wait. Did you remember to vote?”

“Yeah, I remembered, but I haven’t done it yet.”

The voting age had been lowered from 18 to 16 in 2013.

“Come on, Liz. It’s been five years and you still haven’t exercised your right to vote.”

“I know. I feel kinda bad. But you’re an activist. It’s your life. I just don’t care that much about politics.”

“Well, you should. The things they do in Washington and in the state capitol have a direct impact on your life. And there are so many more opportunities to vote now that we have one-year presidential terms.”

“I know—you’re right. But I haven’t made up my mind yet.”

“Well, you’d better figure it out soon—the deadline is midnight. You want me to tell you who I voted for.”

“No, thanks. I’ll make up my own mind.”

“Well, it’s important, Liz. It’s our right and our duty.”

“Enough. Goodbye.”

“Bye.”

What is this? The male avatar on the screen had paused mid-sentence. Suddenly he began to talk again.

“—and I want to continue be your president. Your Personal President.” President Alfa was running for re-election. Liz had heard his campaign slogan a bazillion times: I want to be Your Personal President.

The screen went black. Then Senator Baita appeared.

“A vote for me is a vote for the future. There are only four hours left to cast your vote.”

Liz had assumed she was watching a prerecorded ad. This must be live, she thought. Live in her time zone. But, of course, they could do that now that campaigns used animated avatars. They could target regional areas—or even neighborhoods since the avatars were computer-generated.

And because they were created on the fly, the latest polling data or other pertinent information could be incorporated into the message. The only limiting factor was the cost.

“Remember, it’s all about the future.”

President Alfa butted in. “Don’t listen to him, and his hollow promises. Remember—I am your personal president, Liz.”

What? How did he know her name? Liz had never seen an ad this targeted. The president’s campaign must be spending a fortune. They were apparently mining the public records database—right down to whose name was on a lease.

“You’re a beautiful young woman, Liz. You just graduated from college and you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. So, what you need is someone in the White House who will look out for your own personal interests. My challenger makes vague promises about the future. But what I offer is a personal relationship. What do you think, Liz? Will you allow me to be your president?”

Her jaw dropped. Her lease application didn’t contain that level of detail, did it? They must be tapping into everything, she thought. They probably had the guest list of her Sweet Sixteen birthday party.

“Don’t be shy. Tell me what you think.”

Liz snatched up the remote, turned off the screen, and walked out of the room. She went into the bathroom and shut the door.

This was crazy. Her mind was playing tricks on her. She’d had those three drinks with dinner, but…just relax, she told herself.

She needed to pee anyway. But no sooner than she sat down, the screen that was built into the mirror lit up.

“I’m counting on you,” said Senator Baita.

President Alfa broke in, and now the two were in split screen mode.

“Do you mind?” screamed Liz. “I’m kinda busy here.”

“Well, normally I wouldn’t mind,” said the senator. “But this is critical. The survival of our nation could depend on your vote.”

“He’s right about that,” said the president, “This could be very close, Liz. Your vote could decide this thing.”

“Can you see me?” said Liz.

“Yes,” said the president, “I can. But Senator Baita can’t. He doesn’t have access to Department of Defense technology, thank goodness.”

“But I can hear everything,” said the senator. “And Mr. President, I plan to launch a congressional investigation into your abuse of power.”

“Cool it, Baita, or I’ll appoint you Presidential Fisherman to Antarctica.”

“There’s no such post. And even if there was, I wouldn’t accept it.”

“You won’t have a choice.”

Liz screamed. “Get out. Get off. Leave me alone!”

“I can see you,” said The President, “but I’m not a real person. I’m just electrons in a computer. So, please don’t be offended. We’re both just political avatars—advocates for our candidates.”

“I know what you are. Get out!”

The screen went black.

When she got back to the living room, the screen came on and a female avatar appeared, saying, “You will now test your remote to make sure the voting buttons are working properly. Please press either ‘A’ or ‘B.’ This is only a test.”

“I’m not participating in any test,” shouted Liz. “Just leave me alone.”

The screen went black and Liz heard the woman’s voice say, “You have successfully cast your ballot for Senator Baita. Thank you for participating in this presidential election test.”

“I didn’t push a button,” said Liz.

The two candidates reappeared and began to argue with each other.

Liz ran to the kitchen closet, opened the breaker box and began to frantically trip the breakers, one by one. All the lights went off. The air conditioning stopped. Finally the screens all went dead.

The apartment was completely black. Liz took a deep breath and exhaled.

She was startled by a loud knock at the door.

She felt her way over to the door and looked through the peephole. It was Maik, the autobot leasing agent. She opened the door and looked up at him. Liz was five-foot-four. Maik was seven feet tall.

“President Alfa is very disappointed that you did not vote for him.”

“What? I haven’t voted yet. It was just a test.”

“Did you believe him when he told you he wanted to be Your Personal President?”

“Uh, yeah, I guess so.”

“Then why didn’t you vote for him? What are your reasons? And please be specific.”

“I didn’t vote for anybody.”

He just stared at her.

“Hey—I’m not gonna discuss this with you.”

She tried to close the door, but Maik’s foot was blocking it.

“I need to know why you didn’t vote for President Alfa. You must give me an answer. My owner is being paid by the campaign. Do you promise to vote for him?”

You’ve got to be kidding me, she thought. This is illegal. “Sure, whatever.”

“Very good.”

“So, now will you please move your foot?”

“I must watch you vote.”

“Hey—I’ll vote when I’m good and ready.”

“No. You will vote now.” He pushed the door open, knocking her back.

She ran into the short hallway that led from the living room to the bedroom.

He ducked under the doorway and walked inside, closing the door behind him. His eyes lit up like lasers. He scanned the kitchen, but did not see her. Then he walked into the living room.

She wondered whether he could detect her breathing, or sense the warmth of her body. Hopefully he was a low-end model.

“I am not going to harm you in any way,” he said, removing his pistol from its hidden compartment as he continued to scan the living room.

She ran and leaped onto his back.

“You have miscalculated, Liz.” He began to spin around.

She was barely able to hang on. If he was a low-end model, she thought, there should be a power switch right about…here. She clicked it.

His spinning slowed and then stopped. Thank goodness he was programmed to shut down gracefully rather than to just collapse. If his heavy body had landed on hers, she might have been a goner.

Liz climbed down. “Consider my lease hereby cancelled.”

She kicked him hard in the torso, and he tipped over and crashed to the floor.

**********

“Oh, I’m sorry, Honey. I didn’t know you were here. I thought you were spending the night in your new apart-ment.”

Liz rolled over in bed. “I thought I was too, Mom.”

“Well, just go back to sleep. I know you had a hectic first week on the job. I’ll see you later.” She closed the door.

What a nightmare, thought Liz. Her dreams weren’t usually so vivid. Maybe it was all that Mexican food she ate for dinner. No—it must have been the three Margaritas. She normally stopped at one.

She remembered feeling tipsy when she left the restaurant. It was a wonder she had been able to drive home safely. She would never get behind the wheel in that condition again.

Liz tried to visualize her drive home. But what she saw confused her. She pictured leaving the restaurant and getting on the highway. But wait—she was going the wrong direction. Then she saw herself stop at the Federal POD. But it was just a dream, wasn’t it?

She tried to block the false memories and see herself driving to her parent’s house, and then walking into her old room and getting into bed. But no matter how hard she tried, she could not do it.

Liz shook her head like an Etch-a-Sketch, hoping to erase what shouldn’t be there. It’s a scary thing when dreams seem more real than reality.

She made herself take a deep breath and relax. None of it made sense. Maybe she just needed more rest. Yes, that was probably it. She lay back down, pulled the covers over her head and tried to turn off her mind.

She was just beginning to doze off when she heard the screen on her bedroom wall come to life.

“So, today I begin another productive year as your presi-dent.”

Liz spun around in bed and yanked the covers off her face. It was President Alfa’s avatar. Couldn’t the actual human give his own acceptance speech?

“I would like to thank all of you who live on Maple Street. Each and every one of you voted for me.”

She knew her parents had voted for Alfa. And the name of their street was Maple. Creepy.

“And thanks to those living in the Federal POD. All of you voted for me, with the exception of one man who unfortu-nately had a heart attack last night, and, of course, YOU, Liz.”

She gulped. Her entire body began to tremble.

“But I know you’ll vote for me next year, won’t you, Liz? I mean, why would you vote for anyone else? You need a voice in the White House that speaks for you. And that voice is mine. Because, always remember, Liz:

I am YOUR PERSONAL PRESIDENT.”

THE END

Sweet Ginger Poison 19

As Ginger was leaving Ellegora Newcomb’s house, she asked when Navy’s funeral would be held, and was surprised to find out that it would be the next morning, at ten. That didn’t allow much time to get the word out. Ellegora told her she had left the planning up to their family attorney, Carl Vittleman.

Ginger parked her car and walked into Mr. Vittleman office. Perhaps he knew of someone who had made threats against Navy. She had wanted to ask Ellegora about it. But, after seeing her condition, she decided not bring up.

“I’m here to see Mr. Vittleman.”

The young woman at the receptionist desk glanced up from her magazine. “And your name?” She laid down the magazine.

“Ginger Lightley.”

The woman checked her computer. “Do you have an appointment?”

“No, I don’t. But I just came from the Newcomb Estate, and—”

“—I’ll let him know you’re here.” She picked up the phone and pressed the intercom button. “You have a visitor.” The young receptionist talked to him in a tone that made Ginger wonder if the two were lovers. She didn’t really know Carl Vittleman, but she was sure he was close to her own age.

“Her name is Ginger…” She looked to Ginger for help.

“Lightley,” said Ginger.

“Ginger Lightley. She doesn’t have an appointment, but she just came from Mrs. Newcomb’s house.”

Before the receptionist could hang up the phone, Ginger heard a door open, and a man walked out. He was too young to be Carl Vittleman.

“Hello, Mrs. Lightley. I’m Cray Vittleman.”

“Oh—you’re Carl’s son.” He was a very handsome young man, about 30, Ginger figured. But he seemed too smooth—sort of sleazy.

“Yes. Please come into my office.”

She followed him down the hall. They walked in and he closed the door.

“Please have a seat.”

“So, where is your father?”

“He’s ill. I’m handling his clients.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. How long has he been ill?”

“Uh…for a little while. The doctor says he needs a lot of rest. He’s going to be fine.”

“Well, I’m not sure whether you can help me with this.”

“I can assure you, Mrs. Lightley, that anything my father could do for you, I can do even better.” He smiled slyly.

“I see. Well, then, what do you know about Navy Newcomb? Do you know if anybody had been threatening him?”

Cray began to squirm. “Oh. I thought you needed legal advice. I’m afraid I can’t help you with this.” He stood up and walked to the door.

Ginger stood up. “Well, I’m sorry to have wasted your time, Cray. I hope your father gets well soon.” She walked out.

“Thanks. Goodbye.” He closed his door.

“Well, that was quick,” said the receptionist, scarcely looking up from her magazine.

Ginger wondered how much the young woman knew, and how difficult it would be to get it out of her. “It’s such a shame what happened to Navy Newcomb.”

“Yes, Ma’am.”

“Especially when he was just about to get all that money.”

“Yeah. If he’d only known it was just a few days away.”

A few days away? Wasn’t Navy’s birthday next week? Perhaps Ellegora had planned to give her son a large birthday gift. Or maybe there was a second trust fund. That would explain why the family lawyer would be involved.

“Well, thanks. And have a nice day,” said Ginger.

“You too. Bye.”

As Ginger walked out to her car, she wondered who would stand to gain by Navy dying before he could collect?

A red car in the parking lot caught her eye. She looked more closely. Why did it seem familiar? Then she recognized the woman sitting in the driver’s seat. It was Kayla—Navy’s girlfriend. Ginger smiled and waved at her. Kayla suddenly turned her head the opposite direction.

What was Kayla doing there? Did she and Navy have some unfinished business with the Vittleman law firm? But why would it involve Kayla? If they had been married she could lay claim to the second trust fund—if there was one. But they weren’t. They hadn’t even been together long enough to establish a common law marriage.

**********

Bull Crawley checked his watch. Where was Silvy? She had promised to come back at 3:30.

He heard somebody come in the back door and walk down the hallway toward his office.

“Silvy? Is that you?”

“Yes, it is.” She appeared in his doorway carrying a very large potted plant. “Can you give me a hand with this thing?”

“What is it?” He got up from his desk and went to help her.

“It’s a gift—for you, Baby. For your office.”

“But it so…big. I don’t have any place to put it.”

“Sure you do,” she said. “Right over here in this corner.”

He helped her carry it.

“See?” she said. “Now every time you look up, you’ll see it and think of me.”

“Well…okay.”

“Let me explain. See these white flowers?”

“Yeah.”

“They are the males.”

“Huh?”

“Yeah. And these pretty pink flowers are the females.”

“Okay.”

“Think of it as a love plant. One of those white flowers is you and one of the pink ones is me.”

“A love plant?” He grabbed her and pulled her close. “I’d rather think of it as a sex plant.”

“You would, huh?” She punched him playfully. “That’ll work. It can be loving and sexy. But it’s dangerous too—like me.”

“I like danger. And I know how to handle it.” He pulled her body in tighter.

“Can you?”

**********

The Domino Girls were at Ginger’s, about to eat Jane’s birthday cake.

“I shouldn’t be drinking coffee this late,” said Jane.

“Late?” said Barb. “It’s seven o’clock.”

“Now that you’re 61, I think you can handle a little late-night caffeine,” said Ethel. “Like the rest of us.”

“But can you handle the sugar?” said Ginger, grinning as she cut large pieces and placed them on plates.

“The sugar’s not a problem,” said Jane. “Bring it on.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said Barb, tilting her head to check Jane’s body. “Have looked in the mirror and done a butt check lately?”

“Look who’s talking,” said Jane.

“No, no,” said Ethel. “Barb doesn’t have a juicy caboosey.”

“Thank you, Ethel,” said Barb.

“I’m sorry,” said Jane. “You’re absolutely right. Barb’s caboose is just fine. It’s the saddlebags that are the problem.”

“Hey!” said Barb.

“Hold on,” said Ginger. “I can’t keep up. Are we talking in terms of trains or horses?”

“Huh?” said Ethel.

“Cabooses and saddlebags don’t really go together,” said Ginger, passing a piece of cake around to each woman, “unless we’re talking about an old Western.”

“Now, why did you go and do that, Ginger?” said Barb.

“What?” said Ginger.

“You do it every time. Just when I’m about to really go off on somebody—usually Jane—you throw a monkey wrench into the thing. I had a killer comeback to what Jane said. But now you’ve made me forget it.”

“Good,” said Ginger, “because I need y’all’s help with something.”

“Okay,” said Ethel.

“Yeah, we’ll help you,” said Jane, taking a bite of cake.

“Well, you know I’ve been trying to help Lacey out of the mess she’s in.”

“Have the police thrown her in jail?” said Barb.

“No. Surprisingly they haven’t, and I don’t know why. They haven’t even charged her yet.”

“Maybe they found the real killer,” said Jane.

“I wish,” said Ginger. “But I doubt it. The chief is not sharing information with me, but if somebody had been charged, he couldn’t keep that a secret.”

“Yeah,” said Ethel, “the whole town would know about it.

“So,” said Ginger, “I’m trying to come up with other possibilities for suspects. And I think I have one. Maybe two.”

“Who?” said Jane, suspending her next bite of cake until she got an answer.

“Kayla Hanker.”

“Who?” said Ethel.

“Navy’s girlfriend,” said Barb.

“Right,” said Ginger. “And possibly Cray Vittleman.”

“Carl Vittleman’s son—the lawyer?”

“Yes,” said Ginger.

“Why would they want to kill Navy?” said Jane.

“I’m not exactly sure,” said Ginger.

“Oh, you’ve really gotten desperate, Ginge,” said Barb. “You’re grasping at straws.”

“Not totally,” said Ginger. “I went to visit Ellegora Newcomb this morning. That didn’t help much. By the way, Navy’s funeral is tomorrow at ten. Y’all want to go with me?”

The other women nodded.

Ginger went on. “But then I dropped by Carl Vittleman’s office. He’s the Newcomb’s attorney. But he wasn’t there. Instead I met with his son, Cray—who I wasn’t impressed with at all. Then, on the way out, I got his receptionist to spill the beans.”

“What?” said Jane. “What beans?” She could barely contain her excitement. Ginger sensed that the sugar from the cake was beginning to kick in.

“From what she said, it made me think there was a second trust fund. You know that Navy blew the first one—all two million of it. So, I’m thinking there was a second one that he was unaware of, and that he was due to get it on his twenty-fifth birthday. Remember: he got the first one when he turned 21.”

“Yeah,” said Jane. “His dad had set up the trust fund before Navy was born.”

“I didn’t know that,” said Ginger.

“So, you think his father may have set up two trust funds?” said Ethel. “The second one being a backup in case he squandered the first one?”

“If so,” said Barb, “the dad was a pretty smart cookie.”

“Yeah,” said Ginger, “except when he walked out in front of that bus and got himself run over.”

“Oh, yeah,” said Ethel, cringing.

“But how would it profit Cray Vittleman for Navy to die?” said Barb. “That doesn’t add up.”

“Don’t be so sure,” said Ginger, “Guess who I saw in the parking lot when I came out of his office?”

“Kayla.” said Jane.

Ginger nodded.

“I get it,” said Ethel. “The two of them are having an affair, and Cray tells her about the secret trust fund, so they plot to kill Navy.”

“She collects the money,” said Jane.

“And they ride off into the sunset,” said Ethel.

“But Ginger, I thought you said Kayla was Navy’s girlfriend—not his wife,” said Jane.

“Yeah,” said Ginger. “That’s the one hole in my theory.”

“And it’s a big, gaping hole,” said Barb. “Better keep looking, Honey. This theory ain’t gonna fly.”

“What if they really were married, but they didn’t want anybody to know?” said Jane.

“Look—Navy never spent one second worrying about what other people thought,” said Barb. “So, why would he hide the fact that he was married? It makes no sense.”

What Barb had said was perfectly logical. But Ginger still wasn’t ready to give up on her theory.

Sweet Ginger Poison 18

Ginger’s 2002 Buick LeSabre had less than 20,000 miles on it. She’d averaged about 50 miles per week over the past six years. At that rate, she figured the car would last longer than she would.

It took ten minutes to drive out to Ellegora Newcomb’s estate, and another minute or so to make it up the long, winding driveway after being buzzed in at the security gate.

Ginger thought it was a shame that the family’s riches had done Navy more harm than good. But some people just can’t handle being wealthy.

She didn’t know exactly what she hoped to learn by talking to Navy’s mother. But she was pleasantly surprised that she had been granted access. The few folks that knew anything about Ellegora had portrayed her as mysterious and eerily reclusive.

Lacey had still not been charged with Navy’s murder—which was good, but puzzling. Had the chief found a better suspect, or was he just incompetent? Ginger could only guess, since he refused to share any information with her.

She parked her car, walked to the door and rang the bell. A full sixty seconds passed. What was taking so long? The servants knew she was there. One of them had let her through the gate. Finally the door opened.

“Mrs. Lightley?”

“Yes. And you’re Mrs. Newcomb?”

“Oh, no, Ma’am.”

The servant was probably in her mid-fifties—about the age of Navy’s mother.

“Please come in, Ma’am.”

Ginger followed her to a small, formal room with a couch, several chairs, and a fireplace.

“Please have a seat.”

“Thank you.”

“And would like a cup of tea or coffee?”

“No, thanks. I’m fine.”

The servant walked out of the room.

Ginger looked around and wondered how long it had been since someone had used this room.

After a few minutes the servant came back with Mrs. Newcomb—who had a large glass of red wine in her left hand.

“Mrs. Lightley?” she slurred.

Ginger stood up. “Yes. And you’re Mrs. Newcomb?”

“Ellegora.” She couldn’t even pronounce her own name properly, thanks to the alcohol. She held out her hand and Ginger took it.

“Ginger.” She was secretly repulsed by the cold, limp hand. It felt like what you would expect to find in a coffin. The other hand was somehow strong enough to hold a glass of wine. It probably got a lot of exercise holding up that glass all day.

“Would you like a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon?” said Ellegora. “It’s my favorite.”

“No, thanks.”

The two women sat down, and the servant left.

“First of all,” said Ginger, “I’m so sorry for your loss.”

“Thanks.” She took a sip of her wine. “It’s my second time to lose him. When he turned twenty-one and got his trust fund money he just went crazy—wouldn’t listen to reason.”

“He might have come around eventually.”

“I’d like to think so.” She took another sip. “Did you ever wonder about his name?”

“I’m sorry?”

“His name: Navy. Kind of a weird name, huh?”

“I suppose. But these days it seems like anything goes. More and more parents want something original. I can understand that, I guess.”

“Do you have kids, Ginger?”

“No, sadly, I don’t. Lester and I couldn’t have children of our own. We talked about adopting. But we just kept putting it off.”

“Did you ever wonder about his name?”

Ginger just stared at her. Hadn’t Ellegora already asked that question?

“It was his father’s idea,” said Ellegora. “Nigel was half drunk when he saw Navy for the first time in the hospital. He said, Look at the kid’s huge belly button. Let’s name him Navy. He laughed out loud about it. I tried to tell him that it wasn’t a big navel—it was just a birth mark around his navel. But he insisted that his son’s name would be Navy. End of discussion.”

She took a sip from her wine. “I hated the name. And as soon as Nigel left the hospital that night I started trying to think of some other name he would like better than Navy.”

“But apparently you weren’t able to talk him out of it.”

Ellegora’s eyes welled up. “When he left the hospital and was walking across the street, a Greyhound bus hit him and killed him. The driver said he was only going 30 mph, but he still killed my Nigel.”

“Oh, yes, I remember when that happened.”

“I couldn’t bring myself to deny my husband’s last request. Of course, he didn’t know it would be his last request. And he might have changed his mind when he sobered up, but…”

“Well, there was nothing wrong with the name. It was a perfectly good name,” said Ginger.

“I got used to it.” She took another sip. “And now I’ll have to get used to seeing it on his headstone.”

Ginger thought she would start crying, but she didn’t.

“So, what was it that you wanted to see me about?”

“Well, I hope this won’t upset you…but one of my employees has been accused of killing Navy.” She quickly added, “But she didn’t do it. And I’m trying to prove it by figuring out who did kill him.”

“I’ve already told the police everything I know, but I’ll be glad to answer your questions too.”

“Thank you. What can you tell me about his allergy.”

“He was highly allergic to shellfish. Although I didn’t realize that fish oil supplements would be a problem for him.”

“So, did he carry an Epi-Pen around with him?”

“Yes—always. He kept it in the glove compartment of his car. I told him he should carry one in his pocket as well, but I don’t think he ever did. He said he didn’t like shirts with pockets, and he would break it if he carried it in his pants pocket. He wore jeans a lot.”

“So, it’s pretty likely that he had an Epi-Pen in his car on Saturday morning. Or at least that he thought he had one in there.”

“Well, I haven’t seen him much over the past few years. But I’m sure it would have been in his car. He knew how dangerous it was to be without it. One time in high school he nearly died after eating a crab cake at a friend’s house. The Epi-Pen saved him. You know how kids are—they think they’re invulnerable. But he took it a lot more seriously after that.”

“I can imagine.”

“What else?”

Ginger couldn’t think of any other questions. She should have written them down. “Uh…”

“Would you like to see his room?”

“He still has a room here?”

“It’s his old room. He hasn’t spent a night in it since his twenty-first birthday.”

“Sure. I’d like to see it.” Although Ginger couldn’t imagine how it would help.

She followed her staggering host down the long hallway.

“Here it is.”

“Wow. He sure won a lot of trophies.”

“Yes. Navy was quite the athlete.”

Ginger spotted his collection of high school yearbooks on the shelf. She walked over to them and pointed. “Would you mind if I look through these?”

“Help yourself,” she said. “I’ll be back in a minute.” She nodded to her empty wine glass.

Ginger picked up Navy’s senior yearbook. She thumbed through it and found his picture. He was a very handsome young man, she thought, except the cocky expression on his face.

She decided to check for an index to find his sports pictures. But the pages slipped through her fingers and she was suddenly looking at the inside of the back cover. It was filled with comments from his friends. She began to read them.

We were the best football team in the history of Coreyville High School, Dude. There will never be another team like us! – signed Bill.

I’m gonna miss cheering for the mighty Coreyville Cougars. Y’all were the greatest, Navy. Especially you! And thanks for that night under the stands! You blew me away! – signed Cindy.

It didn’t sound like something a girl would write. Ginger wondered if some boy had forged Cindy’s signature.

Great party, Man. Good thing your old lady was drunk out of her mind. Hope you enjoyed taking your Castor Oil! You’re the man!

It wasn’t signed. Ginger assumed that by ‘old lady’ the author meant Ellegora. But what was the deal with the Castor oil? Doesn’t it give you diarrhea? She wondered if one of the boys had pulled a trick on Navy. Typical teenage boy behavior, she thought.

“Find anything helpful?” Ellegora had refilled her glass.

“Not really. But thanks for letting me look.”

Ginger would not realize until later that she had just picked up an important clue.

**********

Coreyville Coffee Cakes was nearly empty at 1:30 p.m. The coffee break traffic would not start rolling in for at least another hour.

Danny Iper was cleaning tables when his cell phone began to buzz in his pocket.

“Hang on just a second. I need to go outside.”

He walked through the kitchen and out the back door into the alley.

“Okay,” said Danny. “You got my money?”

“One of my employees told me you came around earlier looking for me.”

“Yeah. I came to pick up my money.”

“I told you not to ever come to my place of business. And, besides, I don’t owe you anything. You didn’t do the job.”

“Yes, I did—not the way you told me to. But I did it. Now I want to get paid.”

No response.

“Well?” said Danny.

“Fair enough. But we can’t be seen together in public.”

“I understand.”

“There’s an illegal dump site three miles south of town.”

“Yeah, I know where it is. About a quarter mile off the highway, right?”

“Right. Eleven o’clock tonight. Don’t be late. And don’t tell anybody where you’re going.”

“Hey, I’m not stupid.”

The caller hung up.

Sweet Ginger Poison 17

Almando Monet sat in his small, but plush upstairs office waiting on a client who was late for his appointment. Almando was a self-made man, and had no patience for those who didn’t understand that time is money.

Manny, as he liked to be called, looked like a thirty-year-old Antonio Banderas. He had legally changed his last name ten years ago to that of his idol, Claude Monet. Manny had rejected the family grocery business to become an artist—just as the famous French impressionist painter had done many decades before him.

Even at the age of twenty, Manny’s oil paintings were magnificent. But nobody was willing to pay hundreds of dollars to a poor Hispanic kid. He dreamed of the day when the wealthy would commission him to paint great works of art that would be passed down from one generation to the next.

Manny had been desperate to get away from his overbearing father. So, he had written to a distant cousin who operated a small business in an East Texas town named Coreyville. He boldly asked Cousin Hosea for a job and a temporary place to live. Manny told him he would work hard and help pay the rent.

To his surprise, Hosea replied that he would be happy to give him a job, and that Manny could live with him until he could afford his own place. He even said he would hang Manny’s paintings on the walls of his business and sell them to customers.

Manny was so excited he couldn’t sleep. He spent his last few dollars on a one-way bus ticket to Coreyville.

Hosea’s business was a tiny shoe repair shop, located on town square. Manny’s job would be to shine each pair of shoes that Hosea repaired.

What would be Manny’s hourly rate of pay? Zero, his cousin told him. He would only get paid if a customer decided to tip him in response to a particularly impressive shoe shine job.

But there was more. Hosea had recently purchased a shoe shine stand at an auction. He would charge five dollars per shine, which he would keep. But Manny could pocket any tip money. And assuming he could keep the chair occupied for much of the day, he could make a living. Of course, Manny would have to buy his own supplies. Hosea would loan him the money to get started.

But at least he would have free room and board, right? Yes, for the first two months. After that, he’d have to fork over money for half of the rent and groceries. He would live with Hosea in the efficiency apartment above the shop. There was only one bed. Manny would sleep on the floor.

What about the promised walls for his paintings? Hosea was a man of his word—and then some. Manny could indeed cover the walls with his works of art. But the previously undisclosed stipulation was that Hosea would get fifty percent of the sales price of each painting.

Manny decided to go back to El Paso immediately. But he couldn’t. First he’d have to earn some money. It would be hard enough to go home and admit that his father had been right. He just couldn’t bring himself to call and beg for a bus ticket.

He worked diligently at his shoe shining, figuring the better the shine, the higher the tip. And it paid off. Before long, the word had spread all over town. Manny was swamped with customers, while Hosea sat idle.

Then Manny began to dream. Maybe he could go out on his own. Then he could keep the five-dollar fee as well as the tips. And if he sold any paintings, all the money would be his. He would just need to save up enough to get his own place.

But then Hosea got even greedier. One night after dinner, he told Manny that he must start giving him fifty percent of his tip money. That wasn’t fair, said Manny. He had just started paying for half the rent and food. He would not give up any of his tip money.

They got into a violent argument that ended when Hosea fell down the stairs. Manny grabbed Hosea’s car keys and carried his unconscious cousin to the car. The hospital was less than one mile away. But Manny forgot to buckle Hosea’s seat belt. And somehow, as Manny sped around a corner, the passenger door swung open and Hosea fell out. A police car happened by at that moment and saw Manny trying to pick up Hosea and put him back in the car. But he was already dead.

Nobody knew Hosea had been treating his twenty year-old cousin like a slave. So they had no reason to suspect foul play. Manny was only known to the men whose shoes he shined. And to them, he was a fine, hard-working young man.

After the funeral, he took over Hosea’s lease and eventually renovated the shop—transforming the little dump of a shoe repair shop into an upscale shoe shine boutique. His oil paintings were on the walls, but they weren’t for sale. He refused to sell them to anyone for any price. In his mind, this made them priceless.

He did away with the shoe repair business altogether, and concentrated on building his brand name: Monet’s MasterShine. Before long, he had more business than he could handle, so he hired two employees and let them do all the labor. He kept the shoe shine fee at five dollars and paid his workers minimum wage. But they got to keep all their tips.

The income from the shoe shines paid the rent. But the real money was in the extras—like the latest must-have electronic gadgets that men love. They would come in planning to spend a few bucks on the best shoe shine in town, and walk out fifty dollars poorer, with their shiny shoes and their new GPS system with built-in metal detector.

But Manny had not been content to sit back and enjoy the success of his little shop. He sought more lucrative endeavors.

There was a knock at the door.

“Come in,” said Manny. He stood up.

A man in his mid-twenties walked in and closed the door. “I’m sorry I’m late, Mr. Monet. I’m Will J—”

“—I know who you are, Will. And call me Manny.”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Have a seat.”

They both sat down.

“So, what can I do for you, Will?”

“I understand that you make loans.”

“Yes. Sometimes. But if you need money, why don’t you just go to a bank?”

“I tried that.”

“Or get a credit card. They’re pretty easy to get these days.”

“Not for me.”

“Credit problems?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“How much do you need?”

“Uh…it’s a lot.”

“How much?”

“Ten-thousand.”

“That is a lot,” said Manny.

“I’m sorry,” said Will, standing up, “this is crazy for me to be—”

“—sit down, Will. I can do it.”

Will sat down, grinning. “You can? Great.” Suddenly his smile went away. “What’s the interest rate?”

“Twenty percent.”

“Oh, that’s not too bad. So, twenty percent APR.”

“No. Twenty percent per month,” said Manny.

“Whoa.”

“Change your mind? Don’t need the money so bad after all?”

“No—I really do need it.”

“Okay, then. And just so we’re clear: in thirty days your first payment of one-thousand dollars will be due.”

Will’s eyes got big.

“So, you still want the money?”

“Yes, Sir. Where do I sign?”

“There’s no paperwork. But just so you know,” said Manny, looking directly into Will’s eyes, “nobody’s ever defaulted on me—and lived to tell about it.”

Will’s chin began to quiver.

Manny grinned. “Come back at Noon and I’ll have your cash.”

**********

Mayor Kassle sat up in his oversized leather chair and reached for his desk phone.

“Melissa?”

“It’s Monica, Sir. Melissa was your last secretary.”

“Have you finished typing those letters?”

“Yes, Sir, I have. Are you ready to sign them?”

Duh. “Yes.”

He hung up the phone.

Monica hurried through the door and shut it behind her. Then she quickly baby-stepped over to the mayor’s desk. The five-inch heels and ultra-tight skirt precluded a normal stride.

“Here we go,” she said, handing him the two letters.

“Thank you.”

She turned and started walking away.

What a fine butt, he thought. “Wait. Come back.”

She came back to his desk.

He signed the letters and held them out.

She leaned over his desk to take them.

He could see way down her dress. “That dress is too short and too low-cut.”

Monica stood up and covered her cleavage with her hands. “I’m sorry, Sir.”

“You’re fired.”

“But, Sir, it’s my first day. Please give me another chance.”

“I’ll need you to finish out the day. Hire me another secretary.”

“But, Sir. Please.”

“And I’ll pick you up tonight at around seven.”

“But, Sir, I—what?”

“You like seafood?”

“Uh, sure.”

“And feel free to wear that dress.”

“Yes, Sir.” She grinned. “Thank you, Sir.” She took the letters, spun around, and scurried happily out the door.

The mayor smiled. It was amazing what you could get away with if you had power. He’d grown up with the advantages of wealth. But add power to it, and wow. He loved his life.

The intercom on his phone beeped.

“Yes, Melissa—I mean, Monica?”

“The chief is here to see you.”

“Send him in.”

“Good Morning, Mayor.” Chief Foenapper came in and sat down.

“That’s good, Daniel. Let’s keep it formal. I’ll try to remember to only call you ‘Chief’ from now on. So, how’s your murder investigation going, Chief?”

“It’s going fine, Mayor. Our prime suspect is Lacey Greendale, the young woman I told you about. She works for Ginger Lightley.”

“So, you’ve brought her in for questioning?”

“Not yet. But, as I told you on the phone Saturday night, when I talked to her at her apartment she seemed very suspicious—especially when I asked about the panties we found in Navy’s car.”

“So, charge her.”

“I’ve been looking at other possible suspects.”

“You’re just wasting time, Chief. If she looks like a killer and smells like a killer then she’s probably your killer. You’d better lock her up before she skips town.”

“I know what I’m doing.”

“Sure, you do. I wasn’t saying that you didn’t. But you’re dragging your feet. Let’s get it done.”

“I’ve been doing research on everyone who had the opportunity to poison him. I particularly wanted to see if any of them had any prior arrests.”

“And did they?”

“No.”

“What’d I tell you? A waste of time,” said the mayor.

“No prior arrests. But I did find something else. And now I have a second suspect with both motive and opportunity.”

“Who?”

“Addie Barneswaller.”

Kory Mantra


Kory Mantra: Saved by the Bella - a short story by Robert Burton Robinson
GENRE: Adventure/Suspense. LENGTH: 6,136 words. SYNOPSIS: Kory Mantra is a 32-year old computer programmer who, after losing his job and his girlfriend, went on a diet and took up yoga. And to help him stick with it, he made weekly videos of his progress and posted them online.

By the time he reached his goal of losing 90 pounds, over a million people were watching his videos, cheering him on. Then a publishing company offered him a contract for a series of yoga books and DVDs.

So, now he’s a celebrity. But will he ever find true love? Or will he die trying?

Kory couldn’t help but notice the attractive young woman sitting a few feet away, at the table in the corner. He didn’t see a wedding ring. She was dressed as though she was meeting for a first date, he thought. Maybe a blind date.

Kory dipped another tortilla chip in the salsa and put the whole thing in his mouth. He tried not to stare, but his eyes kept wandering back to her.

A stout young guy in jeans walked to the woman’s table. He was average height, but double-wide, with bulging muscles. The man’s swagger seemed to be based on the belief that every woman in the room was salivating at the sight of his rock-hard biceps and pecs. His skin-tight T-shirt was the correct size for a five-year-old boy. Kory imagined it ripping apart at any moment, flying across the restaurant, and landing on somebody’s plate of refried beans.

Kory figured it must be the boyfriend. Not what he had expected.

“Looks like I’m just in time for dinner,” said the man, as he pulled out a chair and sat down.

“I want you to leave—right now,” she said sternly, without raising her voice.

“Oh, come on, Baby, you know you don’t really mean that.”

“I told you I didn’t want to see you again, and I meant it. So, either you leave, or I’m leaving.”

“I’m not going anywhere, Honey, and neither are you.”

The woman tried to get up, but he grabbed her arm and held it down against the table.

“Let go, Evan.”

“No. You’re gonna have dinner with me.” He continued to hold her arm.

“Let go of her,” said Kory.

He looked up to see the slim, but buff, six-foot-four stranger towering over him.

Evan’s eyes were cold and mean. Kory nearly flinched. For a second, he thought the big hulk might jump up and rip his head off.

Evan released the woman’s arm, and slowly stood up. “I’ll call you later, Bella.”

She looked as though she would have spit in his face if he had been closer. “Don’t bother.”

He walked off, winking at a sexy blonde on the way out.

Bella’s demeanor abruptly changed. She looked up at Kory with warm eyes. They were exactly the same dark brown shade as her thick and lustrous, shoulder-length hair. “Thank you so much.”

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

“Okay. Good.” He smiled. “Have a nice evening.” He started to walk away.

“Wait. Why don’t you join me for dinner?”

“Well, I—”

“—oh, how stupid of me. You’re here with a date.” She scanned the room, looking for an attractive woman who was sitting alone, watching them.

“No, it’s not that. I just don’t want to intrude.”

“You’re not.”

“I mean, I didn’t run that guy off just so I could—“

“—do you have a girlfriend?”

“No.”

“A wife?”

“No, but—“

“—just sit down.” She reached out and took his hand. “Please.”

Her grip was firm. Her skin was warm and soft. “Thanks. I hate dining alone.” He sat down across from her.

“Me too.”

“So, your name is Bella?”

“That’s right. Bella Cudry.” She extended her hand. “And you are?”

He shook her hand. “Kory. Kory Mantra.”

“Wait. The Kory Mantra? The guy who made all those videos about losing weight doing yoga?”

“Yep. That’s me.” He leaned toward her and lowered his voice. “But hold your voice down. If people realize I’m here they might come over and start bugging me for autographs.”

“Wow, that’s cool. I watched some of your videos on YouTube. How much did you finally lose?”

“Ninety pounds. I started at 275, and lost down to 185.”

“Just by doing yoga?”

“No. I also rode a stationary bike, and cut my calories, of course. But without the yoga, I couldn’t have stayed focused. And I would have ended up with a lot of flab hanging off my bones.”

“Well, you sure don’t have any flab. Your body looks lean and sculpted.”

Kory looked down at his clothes, as though he wondered if they had just become invisible.

“I mean, I saw how great you looked in one of your later videos,” she said.

A waitress came to take their order. They decided on the Chicken Fajitas for Two. Then a young man delivered a fresh basket of warm tortilla chips and two small bowls of salsa.

“So, now you’re a yoga guru,” said Bella.

“No, I’m not a guru. I’m just a guy who was desperate to get into shape. I went out and bought a bunch of yoga books and got serious. And now I have my own book.”

“And I’ll bet it’s selling like crazy.”

“Yeah, it’s doing pretty well. But I only wrote about twenty percent of what’s in there. The publisher hired other people to write the rest of it.”

“Well, that doesn’t seem very honest—to put your name on the book, when you really only wrote a small part of it.”

“I know. I have mixed feelings about it. But haven’t you ever heard of ghost writers? Publishers do this all the time with celebrities. And they told me that my name would sell millions of books, which would lead to millions of people getting healthier and happier.”

“They conned you.”

“Yeah, sort of. But I knew there was some truth to what they were saying. And, hey, I was out of work. I needed the money.”

“What kind of work did you do?”

“Computer programming. But the small company I was working for in The Woodlands went out of business about a year ago. My girlfriend worked there too. So, we both lost our jobs at the same time.”

“I thought you said you didn’t have a girlfriend.”

“I don’t anymore. She took a job in Austin and moved out of the house while I was on an interview. I came home and she was gone, along with all her stuff. The only thing she left was a very short goodbye note.”

“That’s cold.”

“Yeah. We had been together for almost a year. So, it was tough for a while. But I’m over her now.”

Bella seriously doubted Kory was over his ex, but nodded in agreement anyway. Why do men always think they can get over a relationship so fast? Women know better, she thought.

“So, I’ve met a few women online. And some of them sound nice.”

“Do they know who you are? I mean, do they know you’re rich and famous?”

“Oh, I’m not rich. I’m comfortable. But no, I don’t talk much about money. I’m hoping they don’t know about the yoga guy from YouTube.”

“Yeah, because they might just be interested in your money.”

“I know.”

“Or your good looks.” She smiled broadly.

His face reddened. He wasn’t so sure about his looks. But she was amazing—especially when she smiled like that.

“Sorry—I didn’t mean to embarrass you. But it’s nice to see you haven’t let the fame go to your head,” she said. I’ve thought about trying online dating, but I’m just not ready. I’ve spent the past two years caring for my grandmother full-time. I lived at home with my mom and grandmother while I was in college. But during my senior year, Mom was diagnosed with breast cancer. Shortly after graduation, she died.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“Yeah, she hadn’t had a mammogram for a couple of years. She stayed so busy taking care of Grandma that she didn’t take good care of herself. I felt guilty that I hadn’t made sure she was getting regular checkups.”

“How’s your grandmother doing?”

“She died about a month ago.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Well, at least she lived a long, good life,” said Bella.

“You must have really loved her. Most women would have put their grandmother in a nursing home. They wouldn’t have given up two years of their life the way you did.”

“Well, she had been suffering with heart disease for years. And I really didn’t think she’d hang on for more than another six months. But then she started feeling a lot better. And we were having fun together. We developed little rituals, like certain TV shows we’d always watch, certain meals we’d eat on particular days. And every Saturday night we’d get all dressed up and come here for dinner. This was her favorite restaurant.”

“So, that’s why you’re here on Saturday night by yourself.”

“Yeah. This is the first time I’ve ever come here without her. I thought it would bring back good memories. But it’s just making me sad.”

“So, what are you going to do with your life, now that she’s gone?”

“Get a job. My degree is in criminal justice because I thought I wanted to be a cop. My brother was killed in a convenience store robbery when I was sixteen. It made me so mad—I just wanted to hunt down all the creeps and—“

“—blow them away?”

“Yeah. But I was a kid. I thought I could fix anything that was wrong with the world. Now I know it’s not that easy. My mom and grandmother left me the house and some money, so I’m doing okay. But I can’t just sit around every day doing nothing. Now that Grandma’s gone, my life is empty.”

“Well, you’ve got Evan.” Kory grinned, hoping she knew he was joking.

“Yeah. I wish I’d never met him. I had a leaky pipe in the kitchen. But I didn’t know any plumbers. So I just randomly picked one out of the yellow pages. I wish now I had fixed it myself. He kept flirting with me. And he was quite charming when he asked me for a date. I told him I wasn’t ready to start dating again. But he begged me to have just one dinner with him.”

“How did that go?”

“Fine, actually—until he took me home. He asked to come in for a while, and when I told him ‘No,’ he forced his way in.”

“You’re kidding.”

“No. But a hard kick in the shin and a few screams made him change his mind. He called the next day and apolo-gized. But then he asked me to go to a movie, and I said, ‘No, thanks.’ And ever since, he’s been following me around and showing up at my door several times a week. He’s driving me nuts.”

“Sounds like you need a restraining order.”

“I’m trying not to do that. But I might not have any choice.”

When they finished dinner, Kory paid the tab, and walked Bella to her car.

“Hey, we parked right next to each other,” said Kory.

“So, this is yours?” said Bella, pointing to the shiny black car.

“Yeah, I know—it’s old.”

“No. It’s a classic. It’s a ‘66 GTO, right?”

“I’m impressed.”

“I know cars—especially the cool-looking classics.”

Then, go for a ride with me, thought Kory. No—that sounds like a date. “Here’s my number.” He handed her a business card. “Call me anytime. And please let me know if you need any help with Evan.”

Bella smiled and held out her hand. “Thanks, Kory. And thanks for dinner. I really enjoyed it.”

I guess this means she wants a handshake, he thought, rather than the kiss he was dying to give her. “Me too.”

She got into her car and drove away.

**********

Bella’s house was located on a corner, so the back yard could be seen from the street. But the last thing on Evan’s mind was whether anybody could see him. He had waited long enough. Tonight he was going to get what he wanted.

He could barely see her through the narrow gap alongside the window shade. Her skin was creamy white. When she took off her dress, he noticed that she had no tan lines whatsoever. Come on, he thought, take it all off!

She stepped into a pair of jeans and pulled a sweatshirt over her head.

Enough watching. He was ready to go in.

He decided that the sliding glass door off the living room would offer the least resistance. There was no rod securing the door in its closed position—just the flimsy, built-in locking mechanism. He took out his four-inch pocket knife, flipped out the blade, and began to pry at the door. He knew he had to hurry. She might walk into the living room at any moment.

“Get away from that door!” the man’s voice shouted from behind him.

He whipped around with the knife, ready to slice whoever it was. But when he saw Kory standing there, he relaxed. “Well, if it isn’t Mr. Tough Guy from the restaurant.”

“I’m calling the police,” said Kory, taking out his cell phone.

Evan threw a fast, hard kick.

Kory hopped back, evading what would have been a groin-crushing blow. But Evan’s boot connected with Kory’s right hand. The cell phone went airborne, flying halfway to the back fence, landing somewhere in the darkness.

“Go ahead—call the police, Buttface,” he said with an evil grin, as he held up the knife. The entire thing was black—even the blade. “Ever seen one of these Bad Boys? It’s got a super-sharp, Teflon-coated blade. So, when I stab you, it’s gonna slide in so nice and easy that you’ll barely even feel it.”

“Look, Man, just walk away right now, and we’ll forget this ever happened.”

“Okay, fine.” For a moment, Evan acted like he was about to leave. But then he ran at Kory with the knife.

Kory was not nearly as strong as Evan, but he was faster. He jumped to the right, barely missing the knife, and kicked the side of Evan’s left knee as hard as he could.

Evan fell to the ground in agony, clutching his knee. But he quickly got back up to confront Kory again. He had dropped the knife and couldn’t find it in the dark grass. Now the all-black weapon didn’t seem so cool after all.

He lunged at Kory and knocked him down. Then he climbed on top of him, and sat on his stomach. All the strength Kory had developed through his yoga routine could not compensate for his attacker’s sixty-pound advantage. Kory’s spine and arms were jammed down against the concrete patio. Their heads were two feet away from the sliding glass door.

“Wonder what would happen if I punched your head into the concrete a few times?” Evan laughed. He made a fist and slowly cocked his arm for the first punch.

It surprised both of them when the sliding glass door suddenly opened.

Evan looked up just in time to see Bella throwing a bucket of water at his face. Silly woman, he thought. Did she really expect to hurt him with a little water?

He looked straight at her, grinning, as the liquid rolled off his face. Then he laughed at her—until his eyes began to burn. “What is this? Acid? I’ll kill you!” He held Kory’s arms down with his knees, and began to rub his eyes—which only made the burning more intense.

Miraculously, none of the Pine-Sol and water solution had splashed into Kory’s eyes. He strained his neck to look back at Bella, and saw that she no longer had the bucket in her hands. Now she was holding a mop—by the wrong end.

She swung the mop handle at Evan, as though she was a big league slugger. Bella was gonna knock his head right out of the park. The wood handle cracked when it made contact, and Evan collapsed on top of Kory.

Kory rolled Evan’s body off to the side, and stood up. “Thanks. He tried to stab me. His knife is out there in the grass somewhere.”

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah.” He studied Evan. “We need to call the police. But first, we’d better tie him up. Got any rope?”

“I’ve got something better than rope.” She hurried into the kitchen, got something out of a drawer, and came back. “These will hold him.” She held up two pairs of handcuffs.

Kory was a little surprised. But then he remembered she had wanted to be a cop. “One for his hands and one for his feet?”

“No. The second pair is to hook him to the fence.”

“Good idea.”

They cuffed his hands behind his back, and then dragged his body to the nearby chain link fence that faced the side street.

Bella secured him to the fence with the second pair of cuffs. “He’s not going anywhere.”

“I don’t know. I think he could pull this whole fence loose.” Kory reached into his pocket for his cell phone. “I’ll call 9-1-1. Oh, I forgot—he kicked my cell phone out of my hand.” He walked back over to where they had fought and got down on all fours to search for it. “There you are. Ouch! I found the knife.”

“Did you cut yourself?”

“It’s just a nick, I think.”

“I’ll call from the house phone. And I’ll get you a Band-Aid.”

“And how about a flashlight?”

“Sure.”

Kory closed the knife and put it in his pocket. Then he resumed the search for his phone.

Bella called 9-1-1. Then she walked to the bathroom to get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a bandage. She heard tires screeching, but just figured it was the teenager who lived across the street.

She grabbed a flashlight from the kitchen and walked out to the back yard. There was Evan, still unconscious, sitting against the fence.

“Kory?” She turned on the flashlight and shined it around the yard.

He was gone.

Then she heard a car engine start. She turned, and saw Kory’s GTO speeding away. That’s weird, she thought.

She couldn’t understand why Kory had taken off. She had really liked him. Perhaps after spending every day and night with her grandmother for two years she had lost her knack for reading people. Maybe Kory was not a nice guy after all.

Bella stepped on something. She turned the flashlight toward the ground. It was Kory’s cell phone. She picked it up and put it in her pocket.

Then she noticed that Evan looked different. His head was resting awkwardly on his chest, and his tongue was hanging out. She leaned in to see if she could hear him breathing. Then she pressed two fingers to the side of his neck, and felt…nothing.

**********

Kory was driving way over the speed limit. He was too pumped up to worry about the cops.

The house was a few miles north of Bella’s place, on a country road. The nearest neighbor was at least a hundred yards away. When he saw the red pickup turn into the long driveway, Kory cut his headlights. The road completely disappeared for a couple of seconds, until his eyes adjusted. But there was little moonlight. He just hoped he could negotiate the right turn into the driveway without going off into the deep ditch. And in the meantime—what if a deer ran out in front of his car?

He slowed down, straining to see the driveway, and carefully turned in. He could have just driven by, located a pay phone, and called the police. That would have been the safe thing to do. But what if this was the wrong guy? How could he be sure he hadn’t lost him in traffic? He had seen three or four red pickup trucks along the way.

The man driving the truck had already gone into the house. Kory got out of his car. He would sneak up and look through a window, and hopefully be able to determine if he had the right guy. Then he would go find a pay phone and—.

“—hold it right there!” shouted a big, deep voice.

A powerful beam of light blinded Kory. He froze.

“You’re trespassing!”

“Uh, I’m sorry. I guess I’ve got the wrong house. I was looking for John Smith,” said Kory, grimacing slightly at the thought of his stupidity. Couldn’t he have come up with a better fake name?

The flashlight got closer and closer, until it was six inches from Kory’s eyes. Hot, rancid breath blew spittle into his face as the man spoke. “You know what I’ve always wanted to do?”

Kory was about to say ‘What?’ when he heard a metallic click in his left ear. Then he felt the hard, cool muzzle against his temple.

“I’ve always wanted to take a big pistol, and put it up to a man’s head, and squeeze the trigger—just to watch his brains blow out the other side,” he said, laughing. “Don’t that sound like fun?”

“But wouldn’t your neighbor hear the shot? Wouldn’t he call the police?”

“Nope. Not unless he’s still up—which is doubtful. And even then, his hearing aid would have to be cranked up all the way. But don’t get your panties in a wad, Boy. Daddy wouldn’t be too happy if I killed you just for sport. He likes to do the killing himself. But I could tell him you made a run for it—and that’s why I shot you in the back. Wanna make a run for it, Boy?”

“Uh…”

The man chuckled. “Let’s go.” He pulled the gun away from Kory’s head and jammed it into his back. He held it there all the way to the house.

The red pickup was a big Dodge Ram Diesel, with dual rear wheels. About a $50,000 vehicle, thought Kory. Parked in front of the truck were a brand new, dark blue Mustang, and a black Harley. These are not poor people, he thought.

They walked across the wooden porch, and the man keyed in the security code and opened the front door.

The music of Steppenwolf was so loud it nearly blasted them back out the door. An old hippie-looking man with a beard, wearing a blue jean jacket, was standing in the middle of the room playing air guitar screaming, “Born to be wild!” He caught a glimpse of the two men out of the corner of his eye, grabbed the remote off the coffee table, and muted the sound system. “Who’s this, Bobby?”

Kory finally got a good look at his captor. Bobby had a long strand of beef jerky hanging out of his mouth. No wonder his breath stinks, thought Kory.

Another man came rushing into the room from the side hallway. “I’ll tell you who he is. He’s the guy who attacked Evan tonight. Too bad Evan had to die. But he went and did something stupid, and was about to get himself arrested. So, I had to take him out, and save the merchandise.”

That must have been what he took out of Evan’s truck, thought Kory.

“Yeah, you done good, Son,” said the old man. He turned to Kory. “Billy is quite the marksman.”

Billy picked up a long, black object that was leaning against the wall by the fireplace. “These babies are high-tech. They make them out of aircraft aluminum tubing. I can hit the bulls-eye at 250 feet.”

Kory had never seen a modern blowgun.

“The dart comes out at 350 feet per second,” said Billy. “I use a special poison from South America. At first it just makes your body go all numb. Then your heart stops.”

“Yeah,” said Bobby, “it’s fun to sit on the back porch and watch Billy pick off stray dogs.”

“You know what? I’ll just show him how it works,” said Billy, reaching into his jacket pocket and pulling out a thin metal case.

“Put them away, Billy,” said the old man.

Billy ignored him. “And just to make it fair, I’ll give him a good running start.”

“I said ‘No!’” The old man backhanded Billy, nearly knocking him down. “Put that thing away!”

That was close, thought Kory. But he feared his life expec-tancy was less than thirty minutes.

“Bobby, go out in the garage and get a couple of them tie-wraps,” said the old man.

When Bobby came back with them, the old man said, “Now, tie his hands behind his back, and then tie his ankles together.”

Kory had seen these heavy-duty tie-wraps being used on cop shows. It took a sharp knife or a pair of wire cutters to get the things off.

Bobby put a tie-wrap around Kory’s wrists, fed the tip through the self-locking end, and pulled it tight—nearly cutting off the circulation. Then he sat him in a wooden chair and put the other tie-wrap on his ankles.

Kory figured that if all three men were to leave the room for a couple of minutes, he might be able to hop to the door before they could catch him. But even if he somehow made it out of the house, Billy would surely nail him in the back with a poison dart. He had seriously miscalculated the danger of the situation. Why hadn’t he just driven by the house and called the police?

The old man slowly paced back and forth in front of his uninvited guest. “I need some information. And you,” he said, reaching into his pants pocket, “are going to give it to me.” He pushed a button on the knife and the blade popped out, ready for action.

Kory still had Evan’s knife in his pants pocket. Nobody had bothered to pat him down. But with his hands tied behind his back, what good would it do him? “Okay. What do you want to know?”

“Billy tells me that Evan had been dating a woman named Bella, and that you had dinner with her tonight.”

Kory looked at Billy. He didn’t remember his face from the restaurant. Maybe he was watching from the bar. “Yes, that’s right. I did have dinner with Bella. But I just met her for the first time tonight. I don’t really know her.”

“Then why did you follow her home?”

“I wasn’t following her—I was following Evan. I saw him drive out of the parking lot as she was leaving. I suspected he was going to follow her home. Turns out, I was right.”

“What did she tell you about Evan?”

“Just that she went out with him one time, and when he asked her out again, she said ‘No.’ After that, he started stalking her.”

“What did she tell you he did for a living?”

“She said he was a plumber.”

“She didn’t say anything about drugs?”

“No. Not at all.”

“Good.”

“You don’t believe him, do you Daddy?” said Bobby.

“Yes, I do. He’s got an honest face. And I always trust my instincts,” said the old man, as he casually walked around behind Kory’s chair.

Kory suspected that the old man was about to cut his throat. If he hadn’t met Bella tonight, he wouldn’t be about to die. But at least he had saved her from Evan. And now she would be okay. Have a wonderful life, Bella, he thought. He wished he could have gotten to know her much better.

A loud siren started blaring, in front of the house. The old man and his two sons ran to the front windows.

“It’s my truck alarm,” said Billy, taking out his keys. He clicked the remote several times. “It won’t turn off.”

“Well, go out there and shut it down before some cop happens to drive by,” said the old man.

But no sooner than Billy had opened the front door and taken a few steps, he ran back into the house. He nodded at Kory. “His car rammed into the back of my truck.”

All three men glared at Kory, as though he had summoned his car, ala Knight Rider. Then they ran outside and frantically worked at silencing the alarm.

A voice from behind Kory said, “Let’s go!”

Kory turned his head and saw Bella. He showed her the tie-wraps. “There’s a knife in my right pants’ pocket.”

She took it out, opened it, and cut the tie-wrap off his ankles. Then she cut the one off his wrists.

Billy’s truck alarm went silent.

Kory and Bella heard somebody’s boots walking across the wooden front porch as they hurried out the back hallway.

“Daddy!” yelled Bobby. “He’s gone!”

The old man and Billy ran into the house.

“Catch him!” said the old man. “If he gets away, we’re dead!”

“I’ll get him,” said Billy. He picked up his blowgun and ran down the hallway, through the utility room, and out to the back porch. He could barely see the figure running across the grass toward the neighbor’s house. He quickly loaded his weapon, aimed, and blew. Kory would fall to his knees, and then drop dead—just like the mangy old dogs he used for target practice.

“Why is he still running?” said the old man. “He’s still running!”

“Hey, I see two people,” said Bobby.

Billy blew another dart.

“I think you missed again,” said Bobby.

“Why’d you go off and leave him alone in the house, Bobby?” shouted Billy. “This is your fault!”

“Uh-oh,” said Bobby. “Look!” He pointed toward the road. Three sets of flashing red and blue lights were racing up the road. “They’re coming here!”

Billy dropped the blowgun, and ran off the porch and around to the front yard. Bobby and the old man were close behind him.

Billy jumped into his truck.

Bobby got into the Mustang.

The old man jumped on his Harley and stomped the starter.

Just as the police were pulling up to the house, Billy drove diagonally across the front yard, through the ditch and onto the road, nearly colliding with two police cars that were just arriving.

Bobby and the old man drove out the other direction. But the cops quickly cut them off.

Bobby surrendered.

The old man tried to make a sharp U-turn, and slid down.

Kory and Bella watched the circus from the neighbor’s driveway.

“How did you find me?” said Kory.

“There was a piece of paper in Evan’s shirt pocket. It had the directions on it.”

“He must have been planning to come here tonight to sell the drugs.”

“Evan was a drug dealer? I can’t believe I went out with a drug dealer.”

“So, you just took a chance that this is where I went.”

“Yeah. After I found the dart stuck in Evan’s back, I figured you hadn’t killed him.”

“So, at first you thought I had killed him?”

“Well, what was I supposed to think? I go into the house for two minutes, and when I come out, Evan’s dead and you’re speeding away in your car. But when I saw the dart, I figured that maybe you had gone after the killer. So, I followed the directions. It was the only clue I had.”

“I’m glad you did.”

“And when I got here I saw your car in the driveway. So, I parked over here and ran up to their house. I peeked in the window and saw that you were in trouble. I figured if I could distract them for a minute, you just might be able to escape. Fortunately, your keys were in the ignition, so I called 9-1-1 and gave them directions. I told them to look for a black ‘66 GTO. Then I started up your car, dropped it into ‘Drive,’ and just let it go up the driveway. I knew it would pick up speed as it went along. Then I ran as fast as I could, and went around to the back of the house, and came in just as the truck alarm tripped.”

“But how could you be sure his alarm would be turned on?”

“Actually, I didn’t even think about the possibility of a car alarm. I figured the crash would be enough to get them out of the house.”

He looked at his wrecked GTO in the distance and won-dered if it would ever be the same.

“And by the way,” she said, “the police are not going to be too happy with us for leaving the scene.”

“What do you mean? We’re still here.”

“I’m talking about the scene at my house—Evan’s body.”

“I think they’ll forgive us. We’ve just handed them three drug dealers.” Kory suddenly remembered Billy and his blowgun. “Did you hear something when we were running?”

“Like what?”

“Like a dart flying through the air.”

“No, but you were behind me. Turn around and let me check you.”

Kory turned his back to her.

“I need more light. Come over to my car,” she said, leading him to the truck. She popped the lid, and the light came on inside. Almost immediately, the bulb burned out.

“Great,” he said. “But I guess if he’d hit one of us, we’d already be dead.”

She took hold of his shoulders to direct him. “Turn this way just a little. There.”

The moonlight was dim, but his pants were white, and looked almost glow-in-the-dark. “Hold still.” She put her left hand against his right butt cheek.

He didn’t have any idea what she was doing, but he kinda liked it. He felt her pull something off the seat of his pants. “What are you doing?”

“Getting this.” She held up a dart.

He turned back around. His face went pale when he saw it. “I didn’t even feel it.” He began to hyperventilate. “I must be going numb—just like Billy said I would!”

She dropped the dart in the trunk. “Relax. You’re gonna be fine. Take off your pants.”

“What?”

“You heard me. Take them off—carefully.”

He slipped out of his shoes. Then he took his pants off, and held them out, by the waistband.

She took them, turned them around, and pointed to the right rear pocket. “Your wallet saved you. You’re gonna need a new one.” She dropped the pants into the trunk.

Without thinking, he grasped her head with both hands and kissed her on the mouth. He pulled away from her lips sooner than he really wanted to. “Thank you for saving my life, Bella.”

She stepped back. “I was just returning the favor.”

“Oh, I don’t think Evan planned to kill you.”

“No. But if he’d had his way with me, I would have wished I was dead.”

“Hey, I’d better check you for darts.”

“No. I was running in front of you. He couldn’t have hit me. Besides, like you said, I’d already be dead.”

“Turn around.”

“Oh, alright.” She turned her back to him.

“Let’s see.” He worked his hands carefully down her back and across her firm rear end and thighs.

“Hey.” She spun around.

“Looks like you’re dart-free.”

“Do that again, and you’re gonna be hands-free.” She punched him hard in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

“I’m sorry,” he gasped. Once he had caught his breath, he said, “Bella?”

“Yes?”

“You said you wanted to get a job. Why don’t you come to work for me?”

“Doing what?”

“You could be my personal assistant—taking phone calls, answering emails, stuff like that.”

“Sounds like a secretarial job to me. No, thanks.”

“Look, Bella, I need somebody I can trust. Not some nine-to-fiver who’ll go telling everybody my business. I want somebody who’s smart, tough, and discrete.”

“Somebody to come to the rescue when you get your butt in a bind?”

“I don’t usually get into this much trouble.”

“Well, I don’t know. Maybe if I could take it on a trial basis, and just see how it goes….”

“Sure.”

“But no more kissing or grabbing. That’s not part of the deal.” She punched him hard in the arm.

“Ouch! You got me right on the bone.”

“Good.”

“So, you want to start on Monday?”

“Yeah, okay. And my first order of business will be to make you go out and buy some new boxers. Those things are ugly—even in the dark.”

Kory rubbed his arm. “I must be crazy. You’re gonna be a pain in the rear.”

“But I’ll keep you on track.”

“That’s what I need.”

They watched the police handcuff the three felons and stuff them into the back seats of their cruisers.

Kory moved in close to Bella’s side and put his arm around her shoulders.

“Careful,” she warned, smiling to herself.

THE END

Sweet Ginger Poison 16

At about 10:30 a.m., Ginger walked down to Scissy’s Beauty Shop. Sissy Gossett had earned the nickname ‘Scissy’ in beauty school, twenty-seven years ago. People were amazed at how fast she could work a pair of scissors. She zigged and zagged and hovered above your head like a hummingbird. You didn’t dare move an inch while her scissors were in motion.

When Scissy finished with you, your hair was a work of art. And no two looked the same. Women quickly learned not to ask for their hair to be styled like so-and-so’s. That was an insult. Each head was intended to be a unique masterpiece.

Ginger wasn’t surprised to see Scissy idling in her stylist chair, flipping through a magazine she’d probably already read a dozen times. Business was slow on Mondays. Most women came in toward the end of the week so their hair would look its best for Sunday morning services.

The other salons in town were closed on Mondays. But Scissy got too lonely at home while her husband was at work. She had no hobbies, no other interests. So, she opened her place on Mondays, just hoping somebody would come in. She gave her other stylists the day off.

She smiled broadly when Ginger walked through the door. “Hey, Ginger, come on in.”

“Hi, Scissy.”

“You didn’t have an appointment today, did you?” She jumped up and scurried to the desk to check her appointment book.

“No. I’m scheduled for Friday afternoon—as usual.”

“I thought so. Well, what can I do for you? Need some more of that new conditioner?”

“No, I’ve still got plenty. Thanks. I just wanted to ask you a couple of questions.”

“Oh, okay. Have a seat.” If there was anything Scissy was more accomplished at than styling hair, it was talking—or more precisely, gossiping. She hopped back up in her stylist chair. “Shoot.”

“What do you know about Cash Crawley?”

“The Donut King?”

“Yeah. Have you heard anything new lately?”

“Only that he’s started selling muffins. But I understand they’re nothing to write home about.”

Unbelievable, thought Ginger. Cash had just started selling the muffins that morning. “How did you hear about it?”

“I had a customer early this morning who told me she tried one. He’s only got one kind apparently. She said it wasn’t bad. It was just kinda bland.”

“I see.”

“You think Cash is trying to compete with you?

“Maybe.”

“Well, I don’t think he’d stand much of a chance, Ginger. Nobody can top your coffee cakes.”

Ginger smiled. “Thanks.”

“The only business Cash usually tries to compete with is his brother’s.”

“Really? I’ve never thought of them as being in competition with each other. All Cash sells is donuts. Bull’s place has grown into a full-service restaurant. I wouldn’t think there would be much fighting over customers except at breakfast.”

“Yeah, but for the Crawley boys, everything is a competition. Remember what a great football player Bull was in high school? He was huge even back then—thanks to the steroids.”

“Really? He took steroids back in high school?”

“Oh, yes. Everybody figured he’d get a full-ride scholarship to wherever he wanted to go. But then he broke his ankle in the state game. He never fully recovered from it. Never even went to college.”

“Yeah, I remember that. It was a shame.”

“Then little brother, Cash, came along five or six years later and became the star quarterback. He seemed unstoppable. Until one night after a big game when Bull took him to a club over in Shreveport to celebrate. They got drunk and started fighting. One of Cash’s fingers got broken—on his throwing hand. It healed, but he never threw the football quite as well after that. Cash never forgave his brother for it.”

“So, they’re still fighting it out—in the business world.”

“That’s right. But so far Bull is winning.”

“I would think so.”

“But did you hear about Cash dumping a box of mice into Bull’s restaurant.”

“What? No.”

“I’m not surprised. Bull did everything he could to keep it quiet. Even I haven’t told anybody.”

“Until now.”

“Well, yeah. But I know you’ll keep it a secret.”

“So, what happened?”

“One of the cooks spotted several mice in the kitchen during the lunch rush, so he ran into the dining room to get Bull. When he pulled him aside and told him about the mice, Bull began to usher his customers out of the restaurant.”

“He told them about the mice?”

“Oh, no. He said he suspected a gas leak. He apologized and told them their next meal was free—including dessert.”

“Wow. That was close.”

“Yeah. If anybody had seen a mouse run across the floor, Bull would have been out of business.”

“How did he figure out it was Cash?”

“He doesn’t know for sure. But he can’t imagine who else would do that to him.”

“That’s so unethical.”

“Yeah, but it’s no big shock to me. Neither one of them have any scruples.”

Scissy had confirmed Ginger’s suspicions. Cash was indeed the kind of man who would have paid Navy to steal her recipe book.

But would Cash then kill Navy—just to cover up the theft?

**********

Danny walked into the kitchen. “Have you seen Lacey?”

Addie pointed to the back door.

He went outside and saw Lacey with her back and one foot against the wall, taking a drag from her Virginia Slim.

“Those things will kill you,” he said as he put a Marlboro between his lips.

She continued to look straight ahead. “Not as fast as a gun.”

He took out his lighter, flipped it open, and lit his cigarette. “Look, I’m sorry. I was stupid. I shouldn’t have had the gun in the apartment.” He put the lighter back in his pocket and took a long drag.

She turned to him. “You shouldn’t have had a gun—period.”

“I know.”

Lacey punched him in the arm. “Stupid.”

He hesitated to ask. “What did you do with it?”

“What does it matter? You don’t need a gun.”

“Yeah, but you can’t just throw it away. Where is it?”

“I’ve got it in a safe place. Don’t worry about it.”

Maybe she had it on her—perhaps it was strapped inside her thigh. Or maybe he’d seen too many B movies. He scanned her body, from head to toe, and got distracted on the way down. Danny never got tired of staring at her long, sexy legs.

She didn’t seem to notice he was ogling her. “I think I convinced Ginger that I had nothing to do with Navy’s death. Hopefully she’ll convince the police.”

“Good. What about the panties? They really are yours, aren’t they?”

Lacey threw her cigarette down in disgust and snuffed it out with a violent twist of her shoe. “I’ve got to get back to work.”

He grabbed her by the arm. “I want to know.”

She just stared at him.

“I deserve to know.”

“Okay, yes—they’re mine,” she said.

“I knew it.”

“I put them in his car to make Kayla jealous. It was a stupid thing to do.”

“So, you still have a thing for him.”

“Not anymore.”

“Not anymore.” He said calmly. Then he yelled, “You mean since he’s dead?”

“I’m sorry. It’s not that I don’t love you. I was just confused about my feelings.”

Danny was so angry he didn’t know what to say. He was about to blurt out something he’d probably regret.

“But I know you’ll forgive me—just like I’ll forgive you…for the gun.”

“It’s not the same thing.”

“Do you want me to forgive you?”

“Yes, but—”

“—no ‘buts.’ Do you want me to forgive you or not?”

“Yes.”

“Then you have to forgive me.”

“Fine. I forgive you.”

“Good.” She gave him a peck on the cheek, took his hand, and led him back inside.

Danny wondered if he would get paid for the job. His secret employer had provided the gun. His instructions were to hide in the bushes along the back parking lot of the nursing home on Saturday morning and wait for Navy to arrive with the coffee cakes. When Navy stepped out of his car, Danny was to shoot and kill him.

But Danny didn’t like the idea of using a gun. And what did it matter now? His employer had gotten the result he wanted. Navy was dead.

Danny should get paid.